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00:21:58
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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And who's this chippy?
Shh-shh-shh!
Not hit the dumpster on the other side.
It'll be just like bungee jumping, you know?
- Come on, big fella. - Okay.
Please don't be a spaceship. Please don't be a spaceship.
With a wok?
Hey, Bapstein was a very well-respected astronomer from...
How can your genitals make phone calls?
Oh, were you sleeping, sweetie? I'm sorry. Here.
Look, I have an audition tomorrow, and I can't go if I break my leg.
Ross, when's this comet thing start?
Well, all right, 1700 bags of peanut flying that high...
Man, I'm starving. What the hell was I thinking at dinner?
Well, what if I smack my head on the concrete?
"Must go out today," and I underline "today" three times.
How could you be beeping? I just disconnect you!
...crawl across the floor, then jumped onto my desk?
If you dump a fire alarm, don't use a blanket that says:
I think I twist it when... Ooh, a quarter!
Ow! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle!
Armageddon is what's going to happen to you if you wake me up.
I prefer not to answer that right now. I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.
Yeah, I understand. I wouldn't want to be prove wrong either.
So they slid out of your bottom drawer...
No. Look, there's a bug stuck in tar right here.
Well, technically, it started 7 billion years ago.
Yeah. We had sex and then we fell asleep.
Seriously. Did you overnight the contracts I gave you?
Seriously. Did you overnight the contracts I gave you?
Here, let me make the milk. I'm up anyway.
Oh, Pheebs, we just actually wanted to be alone.
We'll just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky.
Maybe I'm embarrassed because you talk on the phone with your crotch.
But instead of bouncing back up, you won't.
Well, I probably won't spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Oh, Pheebs, we just actually wanted to be alone.
...and you know, explain later.
It won't go down any further. It's stuck.
So how bummed were you when the second sister died, huh?
And try to avoid that weird brownish-red stuff in the middle.
Because it's flattering!
I mean, Chandler's getting chilly.
No, I'd see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk.
- I'm just really relieved it's... - You put these on my desk.
You still awake?
Noisy bitch!
I thought my boring book was gonna put you to sleep.
Infinite space. It really makes you wonder, doesn't it?
...one of nature's most spectacular phenomena...
And try to avoid that weird brownish-red stuff in the middle.
- Okay. Well, you be careful. - No. No, Ross, stop.