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00:22:28
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Do you want some shortbread? It's Scottish, like you are.
You can't play bagpipes at the wedding!
Um, Phoebe, remember when we were in the coffeehouse...
You're not gonna believe it. My character is coming out of his coma!
Thank you, sweetheart.
That was a great scene. And that slap looked so real. How do you do that?
What is important is, while we appreciate the gesture...
Heh, what? A brain transplant?
Well, I feel like a snack.
Loosening the saddle on Mother's horse was brilliant, Fredrick.
- Yeah. - And I was gonna keep it in my purse...
Were you the ones who called the cop?
Oh, but, Jessica doesn't have an English accent.
They're gonna be devastate. Heartbroken. They love you so much.
Actually, I rent the whole place.
Being adore, I'm used to it. Don't worry about it.
The way she slap people. Wouldn't you love to do that?
Not because I owe it to this stupid show...
And the electric fence, inspire.
...and her brain is being transplant into my body.
- You stole the phone. - No, I didn't.
And if it were true, how dare you come to me and ask me for tips...
Wow, how long were we arguing for?
Well, whatever it is, I hope it involve winking.
What is important is, while we appreciate the gesture...
Don't you recognize your own...
I'd love to, but my lawyer said I can't do that anymore.
How do we fairly decide who gets the phone?
They don't know exactly when it's going to happen, but apparently it's soon...
Wait. If you listen very carefully, I think...
And she's been on the show forever.
You're absolutely right. They are writing me out of the show.
Well, you certainly own that room.
They don't know exactly when it's going to happen, but apparently it's soon...
All right, straight.
Maybe we could, uh...
Probably should've just left years ago when the offers were pouring in...
Actually, I rent the whole place.
Yeah, I kind of, ahem, have something else planned for you guys.
They're gonna be devastated. Heartbroken. They love you so much.
- That is damning evidence. - Ugh.
...but, you know, I just got so comfy here and...
- I'll tell you, that's a tricky one. - It's a tricky one.
Unbelievable. Why is your family Scottish?
...I'll bet there'll be a wee bit o' celebration.
It's ridiculous.
Yeah, I notice that. Is that because she's so passionate?
And not subtle.
- One of the writers. - Which? Was it bald or was it tall?
You're so talented.
...because I'm really nervous about being you.
Loosening the saddle on Mother's horse was brilliant, Fredrick.