Name: The One with Joey's Award
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) velociraptor

And Ernest Muhlbrat first hypothesized that the velociraptor, when threatened...
2) congratulation

PHOEBE: Oh, Joey, good for you! MONICA: Congratulations!
3) turtleneck

...you look so good. When you wear that tight little turtleneck sweater...
4) haircut

- Did you get a haircut? - Mm-hm.
5) announcer

ANNOUNCER: Presenting the award for Favorite Returning Male...
6) charisma

The point is, my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.
7) midterm

I know I didn't do well on my midterm and stuff...
8) centerpiece

Okay. Well, I think the centerpiece are too big.
9) sweetie

Hey, sweetie, come here, sit down. We were talking about how our relationship is...
10) phoebe

PHOEBE: Oh, Joey, good for you! MONICA: Congratulations!
11) slack

Well, maybe you can cut me some slack. I'm sort of in love.
12) vibe

...a sexy-professor vibe?
13) loser

But you should probably start practicing your "gracious-loser" face.

1) dehydrate

I was dangerously dehydrate during the first six months of our relationship.
2) hypothesize

And Ernest Muhlbrat first hypothesize that the velociraptor, when threatened...
3) blush

I couldn't concentrate and I blush every time he looked at me.
4) nominate

I got nominate for my part on Days of Our Lives!
5) threaten

And Ernest Muhlbrat first hypothesized that the velociraptor, when threaten...
6) marry

All right, I've never been engaged and I've never really been married.
7) bother

It's just sometimes it bother me that I'm never gonna have that feeling.
8) steal

Oh, my God. You stole her award.
9) deserve

...but also that your colleague deserve to win. Sort of like:
10) survive

I mean, you're up against the guy who survive his own cremation.
11) pitch

...would expand its collar and emit a high-pitch noise...
12) engage

All right, I've never been engage and I've never really been married.
13) suppose

So I'm not suppose to share my doubts and fears...

1) dangerously

I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship.
2) someday

And someday you're gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.
3) honestly

I honestly never expected this. I, uh...
4) sexually

But if Chandler is in an accident and can't perform sexually, you know...
5) nowhere

Chandler is nowhere around, so get it out of your system. That guy's cute.
6) besides

No. Besides, you know what? I'm gonna have a lot of new things with you.
7) whenever

Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship...
8) definitely

...I'm definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
9) unfortunately

...deserves to take it home. Unfortunately, only one can.
10) tight

...and then lock it up tight.
11) totally

That guy at the counter is totally checking you out.
12) mostly

...it's mostly panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating.
13) exactly

And why exactly would I do that?

1) flattered

I'm very flattered, but, uh, I'm engaged. Ha, ha.
2) midterm

Mr. Morse, I need to talk to you about your midterm exam.
3) upbeat

[UPBEAT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]
4) embarrassed

Well, you should be embarrassed.
5) gracious

But you should probably start practicing your "gracious-loser" face.
6) orchestral

[UPBEAT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]
7) pitched

Just a high-pitched, intimidating noise.
8) embarrassing

Wow, uh... This is kind of embarrassing.
9) prestigious

Oh, my God! That is the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
10) scared

- Do you ever get scared at all? - Kind of. They're really big.
11) awful

It's awful.
12) disappointed

Like, when the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed...
13) talented

Okay? You don't wanna win an award this way. You're very talented.

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