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During the second week of tryouts, Sam tests the candidates' personalities. He then leaves the training to Cherry Bang while he goes out to try and get Debbie to be the star of his promotion. Tensions arise in the ring when Melrose reveals Cherry's previous affair with Sam and Cherry locks her in a sleeper hold. Melrose further mocks Cherry by faking a miscarriage with a bottle of ketchup. Sam uses the incident and Ruth's affair with Mark to brainstorm on a storyline in the ring. At the end of the day, Sam promises Cherry double her pay if the promotion pulls through. Ruth discovers that Sam will cast her as Debbie's evil arch-nemesis, much to her chagrin.
♪ Never was a quitter Tasty like a raindrop ♪
All right. Now, lunge and miss.
Now, slouch. Submit.
in a Kmart leotard,
-I wanna start with a hold and release. -Like a lockup?
that our precious little baby turned out to be a womb goof?
Who doesn't trust a man with a mustache full of coke?
Cherry is a bona fide badass on the outside.
who was jealous she lost her virginity to the captain of the diving team.
extra ketchup and mustard on the side
Hm. Where'd you waitress, a nursing home in Poland?
leave my baby on a stranger's doorstep and get blackout drunk.
-You don't even know me. -Oh, sweetie, I know you.
-Oh, I added-- -I said strut. Like you own the ring.
I mean, just raking the gutter because who gives a shit?
Oh, yeah? You big into dictator?
Come on, drama nerd. Hold me now.
'cause some crazy stunt-cunt just tried to murder me.
-That was a sleeper hold. -That was a lawsuit.
Bullshit! You know what I think?
A custodian of new life.
Ladies, get out your autograph books.
and I need chow fun from Two Panda Deli.
You asked too many questions, you maybe improvise a few too many lines,
to deal with spoil bitches who don't take anything seriously.
I'm bleed. Ow!
No, not her, the pretty one. The one who slap her.
♪ And then you apologize ♪
Oh, you owe me 20 bucks.
just burst in like some Greek goddess of rage,
And then I, you know, squirt ketchup out of my vagina.
I think I deserve to live.
♪ Heavenly bound 'Cause heaven's got a number ♪
I dig it. I like the whole "please objectify me" vibe.
My wife cheat on me with my Steadicam operator.
I quit the marriage. I quit the movie. I even left my dog.
I'm gonna take a piss first. So, why don't you guys stretch it out?
--Yo, shut up!
the homewrecker arrive.
Yeah, I knew there was a reason I was suppose to go home.
That smoking hot blond who kick your ass the other day.
You know, women lie about their age all the time.
Why are you smiling?
two weeks later, I woke up, felt a lot better about myself.
who was jealous she lost her virginity to the captain of the diving team.
I forgot my shoes.
and terribly happy.
but technically I was paying him to fuck my wife.
-Yeah. -Then you come outta nowhere,
♪ Somehow you always get me wrong ♪
Like, I can wake up in the morning with absolutely nothing to do
I'm truly, truly grateful...
And my special skill is that I'm not fucking boring.
And having a woman in charge instead of that Sackballs guy?
and it's almost always a man,
But also kind of made of wood and steel.
♪ Well, I guess we just don't get along ♪
two weeks later, I woke up, felt a lot better about myself.
and then just sort of in like this.
Look, we work good together, right?
Usually in this industry, it's every man for himself,
It was two years ago, and I'm fine.
♪ When ever I'll ever do I do for you ♪
but at least she's trying to make us an ensemble.
That's right, I came back. Don't all applaud at once.
and it's almost always a man,
I wanna work hard.
You never had a real job, your daddy pays all your bills,
Again, can you keep my business to yourself?
I was trying to come up with a tactful euphemism.
She was kicked in the stomach by her Guatemalan swim coach
If there's one thing I learned in my illustrious career,
That's what makes you unbearable.
she had to have reconstructive surgery after a year-long coma.
Cherry is a bona fide badass on the outside.
You're a fertile harvest goddess.
and now she's going around knocking people unconscious?
who was jealous she lost her virginity to the captain of the diving team.
Once we get divorced, wanna buy it?
Are you insane?
-I'm not blond. -Shut the fuck up.
I don't want to make a dumb wrestling show.
of a gorgeous, successful, pregnant woman?
It just got a little intense.
- That makes sense. - Now, here you are, you're ripe.
that our precious little baby turned out to be a womb goof?
It's fucking fake.
Why you look so surprised? Listen...
but you don't let anyone know unless you're really drunk.
And I have a very acute sense of smell.
Ever get in a street fight, and you're like, "Careful for my neck.
Hey, look, I know it was tough today. All right?