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As the ladies gear up for their first show on Friday, Sam and Bash argue over production costs, especially after Sam's camera was stolen. In order to make the best possible main event, Ruth and Debbie begin training with Carmen's brothers. Meanwhile, Sam discovers that Rhonda found his camera in her locker, but he knows that Justine was trying to frame her. On the night of the show, Carmen experiences stage fright and passes out after leaving the gym. The scheduled tag team match goes awry when Dawn and Stacey wear Ku Klux Klan outfits in the ring. After coming to, Carmen discovers that Bash has been cut off financially by his mother after spending over $600,000 on developing GLOW. Debbie and Ruth's training pays off as they both get over the crowd on their main event, but Debbie suddenly walks out of the match when she sees Mark and argues with him backstage before he hands her the divorce papers. Rhonda saves the show by getting the other ladies to rap with her in the ring.
What is a brioche?
and fill your swimming pools with borscht!
If your canard, or duck, is sauvage, it's this.
where she rapes, pillage, but mostly rapes,
I wish. No, I've gotta chaperone Glen Klitnick.
Clack your dentures together for Ethel and Edna,
We're gonna need a cameraman, gonna need sound, lighting.
From the icy wasteland of the frozen north
A rapper and a welfare queen abusing the elderly?
This is about accountability, Sam. And trust and thrift.
A sprinkle like this?
Segregation forever!
Let's go, cracker.
I'm working on my costume, okay? Plaits, glasses, brace, and a bow tie?
Ladies and gentlemen, this is some inappropriate social satire.
That guy's a jerk.
"Tete de veau" is this part of a calf. Fran.
So, I don't wanna look like an asshole on Friday.
Everyone made the list, Tammé. It's a lineup.
It's easier than trying to figure out all the fucking paperwork.
You're sitting on the porch eating Pringles.
The fainting was an extreme response to emotional distress.
Is she all right? Is this part of the gag?
♪ Sometimes when your hopes Have all been shatter ♪
You boo?
Yeah. You scare me a little bit.
No, I swear. I got you.
And also that video camera you got me got stolen,
♪ Dare! There is a place where dreams survive ♪
We celebrate the feast of Lenin,
That means you're suppose to win the match.
In a few weeks, we shoot the pilot.
The audience is like, "Aah!" Slack-jawed. Maybe they shit their pants.
What if they recognize our shoes?
I'm trying to remember where I was when Martin Luther King got murder.
-Yeah, this barely fit in the car. -I bet.
you taught to Melrose and Sheila, only in a different order.
Wait, wait, wait. What, you just lost it?
At the men's match, Steel Horse rode in on a motorcycle
or if any of you happen to steal it, bring it the fuck back now.
I guess that means we're a team now.
♪ I wear these glasses on my eyes One day I'll win the Nobel Prize ♪
Um... I'm speak-singing. Like Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady.
You're not gonna need luck. I script the match so you'll win.
Justice has been serve.
-You guys think you can handle that? -Sure, seem manageable. Right, Debbie?
Tell them what, that you're emotionally distressed? Who isn't?
Prepare yourself for mutually-assured destruction!
You sort of grab everything and fall backwards.
♪ And there's nowhere to turn ♪
-Yeah, this barely fit in the car. -I bet.
I wanna literally leave the ground and do some badass aerial shit.
It's just essentially the same three moves
All right, well, this is definitely not a match for children.
♪ Seems like it's been forever ♪
-Shall I put it on? -Yeah, absolutely.
Truly, she's a stranger."
No questions asked, except you'll be immediately fired.
♪ Sometimes when your hopes Have all been shattered ♪
There's too fucking many of you anyways.
I picked this sequence because it's something you actually can do.
-That's kind of exciting. -It's kind of cool. Maybe, but--
We've got Glen Klitnick from the network inside.
And then the Russian guy at the desk was kind enough
You sort of grab everything and fall backwards.
Our names are together, fighting the Beatdown Biddies.
I can wear something else.
In the six weeks you've known me, you ever hear me tell a joke?
Well, let's just try it, right? We can always add on.
I wanna literally leave the ground and do some badass aerial shit.
There's a feral cat colony in that empty lot down the street.
It's respectable.
Tell them what, that you're emotionally distressed? Who isn't?
The audience is like, "Aah!" Slack-jawed. Maybe they shit their pants.
She's jealous, all right? She's just got a crush on you.
Capitalist pig!
I'm uncomfortable. What if people freak out?
Look, it's not racist if the black girls came up with the idea, right?
This is insane. It's fucking insane.
This isn't as awful as I thought.
I wanna literally leave the ground and do some badass aerial shit.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is some inappropriate social satire.
You're nervous about the match tomorrow.
From the icy wastelands of the frozen north
Brilliant director.
♪ If we play rough Please don't blame us ♪
So sad. So sad, Miss America!
The fainting was an extreme response to emotional distress.
Stupid American Barbie!
-It's okay. -All right.
♪ Dare! Dare to keep all your dreams alive ♪
What if they put us on a watch list? What if Bill Cosby gets mad at us?