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00:22:07
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
1482
Your Honor, townsfolk,
DIPPER: This is Mabel's prison?
Yes! It's in shambles just like we left it.
and glue this plunger to the principal's head?
and if this weirdness spreads,
Hello, wad of gum I left stuck to the couch.
ALL: Ha ha! Headband!
But reality is bogus, lame, and whack.
guarded by those big, buff waffle guards.
If you're the owner of a unicorn with a top hat,
But in here, who wants pug sundaes?
for your "apprenticeship,"
We have a doctorate degree in hunkiness.
Boom! A million slap bracelets.
Oh, man, I thought I was the class loser.
Wiggity-wiggity what's up, dude bro?
I think we're ready for a verdict.
throne of frozen human agony.
Jean-Paul Sartre postulate that
prolong itself out of weakness,
you are hereby accuse of breaking our one rule--
I reckon I've been living a lie.
Here, the sun shine all day, the party never ends,
And does the air smell like childlike wonder?
but he's got her trap in this strange prison bubble.
Whoa, we survive.
Hey, Dipper, I appreciate what you said back there.
Well, I sorta woke up here.
Where is everyone? The town's desert.
I bet if we asked Mabel, she could do it right now.
guard by those big, buff waffle guard.
and replace with town darling Dippy Fresh.
I'm losing my mind.
and if this weirdness spread,
Hey, take a chill pill. Those grow on trees here.
Yeah. I haven't eat anything
Us cats are famously curious, meow meow.
you are hereby accused of breaking our one rule--
Apparently I wanted a chinchilla.
Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.
I wanted to hide in my sweater forever.
exactly what I wanted--
sometimes even before you do.
and now that you guys are here, it's finally perfect.
Actually, Mabel, I'm with Dipper on this.
inside out, rounding up all its terrified citizens
Okay, this has gone too far.
I don't know... actually be together.
You know, you're so much smarter than, like, everyone else.
But no one would ever break it,
At least the air here is breathable.
and a face you once saw on a hot sauce bottle.
This world always knows what you want,
It's now or never, guys.
This very unrighteous dude thinks that reality is better than fantasy.
Mabel's bubble is the most diabolical trap
the triangular ways of our overlord.
( sniffling ) Darn allergies.
But reality is bogus, lame, and whack.
Awkward sibling hug?
guarded by those big, buff waffle guards.
Shining, shimmering, splendid.
Now come have rad snacks
But reality is bogus, lame, and whack.
Look, Mabel, this whole thing is ridiculous.
Hey, take a chill pill. Those grow on trees here.
with a more supportive attitude.
♪ Bo-ba-do-do, I'm a stuffed animal tree ♪
even with our newfound infinite power...
Us cats are famously curious, meow meow.
Hello, wads of gum I left stuck to the couch.
throne of frozen human agony.