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00:22:08
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
1408
I brought a baggie of trail mix
Dipper. Come on.
Your secret admirer."
We mustache you to move!
( doorbell plays spooky music )
Robbie's a broken teacup,
free-loading, kale-munching freak shows?
My face. Vulture!
More kerosene!
♪ My sandal are so open-toed ♪
♪ Shopping for groceries and buying a condo ♪
or twice your sadness back.
Oh, no time for cracker. Sorry.
Um, would you accept squirrel as payment?
ALL: Lick that sponge. Lick that sponge.
Like that snake and that badger?
Pow! Match made!
and safety whistle in case we get separated.
Once it's lost its flavor, you just cram another one in.
If I undo the spell,
You're the one who's been steal my stuff.
♪ Bound in matrimony now and forever ♪
I'm suppose to be the best matchmaker ever.
I realize, Robbie's not a bad guy.
It totally throw off my Happiness Chart.
Robbie, we split up forever ago.
Once it's lost its flavor, you just cram another one in.
In case you forgot, your stupid brother
Let's make some miracles happen.
You just got to figure out what appeal to them.
Being fear? Now that's priceless.
( screaming ) I eat kids? But we're kids!
Fixed gear bikes.
it's not to get mix up in needless romantic drama.
Ugh! It's even creepier than I expect.
and safety whistles in case we get separate.
Scarves Indoors, Wood grain on Everything, Love God.
Besides, we're finally in with Wendy's friends.
Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.
And now they've totally fallen apart.
Robbie, we split up forever ago.
But who could possibly be superficial
or twice your sadness back.
Oh, absolutely!
my name's not exactly a coincidence.
Well, unless you can break up Robbie and Tambry immediately,
Besides, we're finally in with Wendy's friends.
I've-- I've never actually been to one of those before.
It's kind of like admitting defeat.
and gothy enough for--
and you're going to piece him back together.
How can I be happy if I know someone else is sad?
Robbie, we split up forever ago.
♪ Never ever
Hey, fingerless gloves look awesome.
and most overpriced day of our summer?
Now it's just depressing.
But who could possibly be superficial
He always says we're too cheerful for funeral directors.
Oh! Curse my oversized heart.
Dude, this is getting really awkward.
it's not to get mixed up in needless romantic drama.
I've been so miserable since Wendy broke up with me
Please be immortal. Please be immortal.
Yes, that would be awful.
You've probably seen him in that viral video.
Okay, this could get intense.
Aaah! I was just being dramatic.
Ha! This is brilliant.
Only if you sign mine, baby. Let's get weird!
He always says we're too cheerful for funeral directors.
How can I be happy if I know someone else is sad?