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00:22:31
Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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We just laid new carpe t in the activities room.
This puppet show, it was a real knuckle-biter.
bill must have dripped crumb in it or somethin'.
One of us bloke could sneak in, what, what!
One deflection coil, made in the u.s. Of "a."
I'm Mr. Cat. "meow" do you do?
An octopus, too. Gurgle, gurgle.
our lord and savior, jesus christ, was born,
Oh, well, do you think I could sell propane?
But can we get bac k to the script?
Mmm, I used to play with the puppet
For those of you who misse d my sermon this morning,
look at what the jew have been through,
There's obediah the donkey. He says, heehaw.
And in the meantime,
He keeps snack in his couch cushions.
Diet soda?
Some guys were snapping towels in the locker room,
And now he roam the earth , riding buses and doing evil.
God is the designate driver tonight.
Oh, Luanne, you have thrust your hands
that spill anything on a new carpet is a sin.
And then he borrow satan's pick-up truck without asking
and trash it, so got kicked out of hell.
The manger babies' faith has been reward.
our chips were snap like joe theisman's birdie leg.
in the same nevada hangar where they fake the moon landing.
Charmed, I'm sure, guvnor.
And it involve puppets.
and trashed it, so got kick out of hell.
uncle Hank, I just realize d my octopus only has 6 legs.
The money I pour into the social security system?
What? He crash a truck?
and he throw beer bottles at your head.
I'm lock you in a closet.
Yeah, but it reflect poorly on my craftsmanship.
it's 63 degrees and partly cloudy.
If I let this one fall apart,
uh, no, that's not what I said, exactly.
I wrote a part especially for you.
almost 2,000's of years ago
because then the animals are kind of like us.
just as soon as I finish turning beer into water,
but I don't usually trip into boxes.
Well, who else am I gonna get to play god?
almost 2,000's of years ago
"meow" can we ever repay you?
Sure you do, in your purse.
Well, at least we get to watch him dance in the end zone.
once upon a time,
You're always probably right.
By never forgetting this lesson:
Let's try it again.
An octopus, too. Gurgle, gurgle.
It's u.h.f., uncle Hank, ultrahigh frequency.
The supe bowl party's in 10 days
That was the best dang christian puppet show
Yeah, man, it's like that dang old capricorn one, man,
for the super bowl party, not your feminine items.
Now stay tuned for the premiere
i'm bored.
? Brave ??
Oh, Hank, look how excited she is!
He's a drunk driver who died in a car crash
It's this damn remote control.
Boomhauer's dip was so thick,
Suffering is a par t of every religion, Peggy, I mean,
as the spiritual leader of this congregation.
Now, please give a warm welcome to Miss Luanne platter.
and my television goes on the disabled list.
? He cast an evil spell on them ?
uh, 'cause I'm the assistant manager of this movie theater.