Name: Peggy's Turtle Song
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) potshot

drink some wine, play songs, just kind of take a little potshot at the holiday.
2) acce

Very few people have acce s to the pamphlets I do.
3) stereotype

And now the whole country celebrates another stereotype
4) recital

you can sing it at my mother's day recital.
5) mower

fixed your mower, and ate the brunch.
6) feminism

Feminism. Gloria steinbrenner, that's what started it.
7) brunch

and to celebrate, we are having brunch.
8) bastard

You bastard.
9) cereal

We got any cereal?
10) chord

so, you know a few chord already then?
11) meantime

Sure. And in the meantime, we can keep Bobby on the medicine.
12) checker

on every checker
13) goo

and how's that goo d for the boy?
14) goodness

Oh, my goodness, the time! I am field-tripping in an hour
15) bacon

and we've got eggs and bacon
16) fridge

there's some milk in the fridge
17) performer

That's what a teacher is, you know, just a great performer.
18) sake

for Bobby's sake.

1) sneeze

And I know when, too. It was that time I sneeze in your face.
2) groan

Hank, you are groan every time I sing a line.
3) invent

The greeting card companies invent this holiday in 1914.
4) devote

You devote your whole lif e to raising me.
5) tuck

So she tuck her head ?
6) diagnose

mr. Hill, I've diagnose your son
7) shout

He goes out, people shout.
8) deserve

"every girl band deserve funding."
9) celebrate

And now the whole country celebrate another stereotype
10) tune

welcome home. I cooked you brunch, and I tune your car,
11) suppose

Yeah, I suppose a situation like that should make me want to sing.
12) invite

I invite her over for dinner tomorrow.
13) kick

I slept with him before I kick his ass ??
14) wake

(woman) wake up, girl.
15) bet

I bet a woman in your situation would have a lot to say.
16) catch

You must have caught my a.d.d.
17) decide

Peggy decide she'd rather go to a rock concert.
18) dress

she's dress kinda pro-choice.

1) quotably

That was quotably quoted, my friend. Quotably quoted.
2) backwards

I thought we agree d to take a big step backwards together.
3) technically

technically, they call it a disease.
4) loud

You're just thinking out loud.
5) personally

Personally, I recommend putting him on
6) definitely

There's definitely something to that.
7) normally

that would normally bore the pants off you.
8) certainly

I certainly do. Happy mother's day, mrs. Boomhauer.
9) sometimes

wander sometimes when I'm lecturin' him.
10) recently

Well, my husband and I recently had to make
11) almost

but you know, I almost worry I have too much time now.
12) actually

well, actually, Hank, I took odd jobs,
13) kind

drink some wine, play songs, just kind of take a little potshot at the holiday.
14) inside

Into the safety inside ??
15) soon

I had better go soon, or I'm gonna Miss my bus.
16) sort

It's sort of silly but,
17) though

seriously, though, we're lovin' it.
18) often

you know, as often as I could

1) quotable

and I still had time to submit a quotable quote to reader's digest.
2) lif

You devoted your whole lif e to raising me.
3) rowdy

rowdy crowd.
4) dang

and then for dang ol' brunch. I raised this boy right.
5) upbeat

And I tell you one thing, you need to put something upbeat in there.
6) depressing

that depressing turtle song.
7) frightened

The turtle got frightened ?
8) motivational

It's either me or the motivational poster industry."
9) asleep

Well, you were asleep.
10) bored

and I got bored.
11) rid

(woman #1) get rid of that control freak.
12) precious

Yup. It's one of my most precious possessions.
13) weird

And by "interesting," I mean "weird."
14) odd

yesterday, the odd little tune popped into my head.
15) facial

arranged in 1 of 3 facial expressions,
16) casual

Yeah, the recital's a pretty casual thing.
17) exciting

Peggy's starting an exciting new life as a homemaker
18) famous

some of the famous mom s throughout history who--

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