Name: Three Days of the Kahndo
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) 5th

You'd be surprised, kahn. I take the 5th on a daily basis.
2) bein

the biggest one bein', well, kahn.
3) moped

Uh, excuse me, uh, what did it cost you to rent those moped?
4) papier

I can finally replace that papier-mache pear I got
5) doodle

(kahn) ? Doodle do, do, do?
6) sunscreen

well, all right. Just make sure to apply plenty of sunscreen, honey.
7) starvation

we'll get about 15 years with a starvation diet
8) bartender

Bartender, 2 cervezas, por favor.
9) sprinkler

now that we've got automatic sprinkler,
10) sucker

what? Oh, no. No. You think I'm a sucker?
11) liar

Yeah. I'm big, fat liar.
12) penthouse

Ok. You take high-class penthouse with view.
13) cracker

Maybe cracker neighbor some use after all.
14) mule

you a mule, Peggy Hill.
15) basil

[mickey by toni basil playing]
16) heck

What in the heck is goin' on?
17) duplex

We stay in beautiful mitad duplex condo
18) pear

I can finally replace that papier-mache pear I got

1) illegally

Illegally? No.
2) barely

You would barely have to see him.
3) separately

Well, the pears are not sold separately.
4) forever

i'll marry him and live in mexico forever.
5) relatively

It conveys the idea of simple, but relatively clean, living.
6) exactly

What mitad mean, exactly, in english?
7) alone

Dale! Dale! Wait! I can't do it alone.
8) sometimes

Sometimes the system fails us.
9) finally

I can finally replace that papier-mache pear I got
10) actually

Actually, we own these, but we are lookin' to sell 'em.
11) enough

But, hey, the tub is big enough for 2 people.
12) ever

You ever hear of garfield?
13) sure

And we sure sent those mariachis running. Ha-ha.
14) least

Must cost at least $500.
15) never

I've never heard that song with only one note before.
16) again

think again, hotshot.
17) too

This market is way too tacky.
18) course

Of course. It is so beautiful. I--I really don't know how I can tHank you.

1) 3rd

You, they'll haul out and give the 3rd degree.
2) monsignor

It's the real-life home of t.v.'s monsignor martinez.
3) unnatural

I wouldn't enter her in any way that's unnatural.
4) stale

don't want the m getting stale
5) dang

you go down and you load u p on those dang ol' chiclets, man.
6) skinny

Hey, you! You skinny gringo.
7) vacant

Nobody's rented the upstairs. It's completely vacant.
8) surprised

You'd be surprised, kahn. I take the 5th on a daily basis.
9) authentic

these are all authentic, locally crafted masks.
10) fluid

My money not fluid. Take weeks to raise funds.
11) stupid

Ah, stupid brother !
12) mexican

I wish I could go on a luxury mexican vacation.
13) dangerous

hey, check out this dangerous character.
14) expensive

It must be pretty expensive to stay in one of those mitad condos.
15) deluxe

First class? Deluxe?
16) illegal

The illegal beauty secret of the stars.
17) warm

of moldy bread and warm water.
18) automatic

now that we've got automatic sprinklers,

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