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Morty's parents leave to go on an overnight Titanic-themed getaway leaving the kids in the care of Rick. Disaster strikes when the ship misses the iceberg and fails to sink. Things get worse when a deranged female janitor obsessed with the Titanic movie decides to kidnap and force Jerry at gunpoint to re-enact various scenes from the movie with her.
At home, Summer decides to throw a party only to find out that Rick has decided to have his own party with numerous aliens, monsters and other trans-dimensional beings. The situation escalates when Abradolf Lincler (Rick's failed attempt at creating a morally-neutral leader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler with that of Abraham Lincoln) arrives at the party. Later, Morty accidentally beams the entire house to another planet filled with disturbing testicle aliens who use humans as sex toys. The party is increasingly growing out of control, but eventually the trio are able to usher away the guests.
Psych! Just kidding... my new catchphrase is,
Let's lose the 'tude, please.
Giant testicle monsters.
Oh, shit, motherfucker!
a suffering abomination
What does a rapist look like exactly, Beth?
"gubba nub nub doo rah kah."
Then it's time to get your beak wet tonight, player.
I have no quarrel with you, boy.
Morty and I have some synthetic laser eel
and the hydraulics encased in these tubes
wafting over his blister-pocked lips?
tortured by the duality of its being.
So... you're a Titanic fanatic?
I found jello. Can you sneak your mom's vodka?
Oh, my god. They're walking up the driveway.
Well, at least he didn't die in vain.
Turns out it just adds up to a lame, weird loser.
Prepare to be emancipate from your own inferior genes!
and the hydraulics encase in these tubes
Hey, I'm not going anywhere. I'm injure.
That last guy drone on for 20 minutes, you know?
It... it... it beep. - Rick!
I swear to god, Morty, if it weren't for the fact
Can't we just pretend like everything's fine
The beacon was activate.
Yeah, e-everything's frozen in time.
He sacrifice himself to save all of us, Rick.
Yeah, if anything gets mess up,
Wow. We are so screw.
Yeah, if I relax now, there might not
After dinner, Titanic2will attach to the rail system
And meanwhile, the whole house is being destroy!
It's suppose to be romantic.
Ooh. That's why you never invite a Floopy Doop
torture by the duality of its being.
a morally neutral superleader by combining
Squanchy, you can squanch wherever you want, man.
And meanwhile, the whole house is being destroyed!
I mean, like, I don't know if I personally would ever do it...
It's weird, 'cause I definitely think
- Bye, mom! Bye, Dad! - Drive carefully!
to free yourself of Rick forever.
No, Morty. Your grandfather is, indeed,
but it's certainly not what he died for.
How familiar are you with the gear wars, exactly?
I can be the only one to do it alone.
But I shall finally know peace
♪ Put your right foot forward and your left foot back ♪
I haven't quite captured your beautiful eyes.
Almost finished, Jerry?
I'm sure it's good enough. Move!
and then worry about all this later?
to continue on your adventures together?
You know, the black effeminate guy from the '50s?
Lincoler is a crazed maniac...
Crystal Kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high.
A rail system seems archaic
Is it a Slavic man wearing a denim jacket
just a misguided effort of mine to create
That is why he must numb himself.
Oh, oh, g... oh, that's disgusting!
Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!
Turns out it just adds up to a lame, weird loser.
Titanic-themed getaway.
Bet you're glad I think Kindles are dumb now.
I just got out of a highly intense soul bond
for an attraction this impressive.
Get it? You know, 'cause it's frozen.
Brad is here! Quick, make my hair look drunk.
a morally neutral superleader by combining
Turns out it just adds up to a lame, weird loser.