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Morty is very interested in Jessica, but lacks the opportunity to ever talk to her. With the annual Flu Season Dance coming up, Morty turns to Rick for a potion that can make Jessica like him. After a brief argument, Rick gives Morty a serum that has the genetic makeup of voles, a rodent that pair bonds with its mate for life. Morty asks if there's anything that can go wrong with the serum and Rick answers no. Morty leaves the garage lab. Then Rick quickly adds, "unless she has the flu."
and just a smidge of dinosaur.
Do you know what a vole is, Morty?
It's koala mixed with rattlesnake, chimpanzee,
The racetrack had a starlight derby.
It's koala mixed with rattlesnake, chimpanzee,
You know what a vole is? It's a... it's a rodent
Careful, Dad. Jealousy turns women off.
♪ Flu-hating rapper, just rapping away ♪
Y-Y-Y-Y-You're a little creep, Morty.
I beg your pardon, Rick... inappropriate.
cactus, shark, golden retriever,
cactus, shark, golden retriever,
because, you know, once I pull this lever,
mixed a bunch of nonsense together
I mean, it's a whole ritual.
God's turning people into insect monsters, Beth.
No, no! Look, you idiot!
I didn't realize when I gave you that serum
I outrank you.
I love being in that sterilize room,
I've really outdo myself. - Outdone yourself?!
All right, Morty, whoever you smear this stuff on
Oh, my god, Rick. The whole world is infect!
I beg your pardon, Rick... inappropriate.
I whip up an antidote.
It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fade,
We interrupt "Pregnant Baby" with breaking news.
I'm not the one who foul up the serum!
was gonna be mess up for good,
Look, Morty, I'll grab myself, you grab yourself, okay?
when you refuse to make the serum.
but obviously, if I hadn't screw up as much as I did,
relate to you genetically.
Not for the men they cheat on, no.
What about the reality where Hitler cure cancer, Morty?
I extract it from a vole.
who haphazardly, you know,
related to you genetically.
Well, technically, Morty, there's no rush.
sometime after Brad's out of shape.
but, you know, now they want to eat me afterwards!
I barely have a reason to care, and even I noticed.
I-I-I basically mixed this with a more contagious flu virus.
Um... can we maybe go somewhere more private?
Then I obviously sort of love you, don't I?
- You gotta calm down, Morty. - W-W-W-W-We're ripped apart!
will fall in love with you, and only you, forever.
relatively speaking.
love is a chemical and all that stuff from earlier?
and Davin's there alone.
Okay, well, sometimes,
now that they're gone, I'm finally happy.
Rick, what about the reality we left behind?
I'm almost finished making my ionic defibulizer, Morty.
It's really gruesome and totally opposite.
He is a selfish, irresponsible ass,
Does this conversation seem tedious to me?
a-a-and we're both insecure enough to agree to a three-way!
Sometimes. But, I'm ashamed to admit,
Yes, it's satisfying work.
This is insane.
It's... it's pretty neat. It's pretty interesting.
There's an infinite number of realities, Morty,
Careful, Dad. Jealousy turns women off.
It's really gruesome and totally opposite.
I'm not sure you wanna take romantic advice from this guy, Morty.
How come you're not at this stupid dance everyone loves?
Are you okay?
Grandpa, so gross! You're talking about my mom.
is how it is... but I think a blind man could see
t-t-t-t-t-that might have been valuable information for me!
You know, praying mantises are the exact opposite of voles.