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Rick and Morty » Season 1 » Raising Gazorpazorp

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Plot summary

In a pawn shop in space, Rick buys Morty a sex robot. Soon after, the robot conceives Morty's child, who is half human half alien. Rick and Summer go to the sex robot's planet of origin, Gazorpazorp, to find better suited parents for Morty Jr.
After discovering that the Gazorpazorpian females are the dominant gender on the planet, Rick and Summer discover that the males of this species mature in only days. After breaking a planetary rule, Rick and Summer try and figure out how to escape death. Morty Jr's quick aging teaches Morty about parenting.

Words to remember

Nouns

1) smidgen

Look, I'm not paying 70 smidgen
2) catchphrase

That's my catchphrase, remember?
3) aah

What the -- aah! Aah!
4) mutilation

of mutilation and sexual assault
5) racket

Nice racket you got going on here.
6) fart

whose fart shall remain unspoken.
7) epiphany

and any epiphanies about gender politics were
8) treason

for the crimes of treason against womankind
9) pawn

Because, you know, there's always another pawn shop.
10) distraction

The resultant lack of distraction and hen-pecking
11) reptile

Well, we can't all be raised like reptile
12) incubation

Genetic compiler, incubation chamber.
13) souvenir

like a souvenir, like, just to have --
14) axle

is gonna pay for my rear axle?
15) ruler

I am Mar-sha, ruler of Gazorpazorp.
16) sulfur

Yeah, yeah, and your species eat sulfur.
17) innocence

your book is about innocence, the definition of it,
18) sausage

Why is it such a sausage planet,

Verbs

1) entitle

And it was born on American soil, which entitle it to --
2) expend

Why, Jerry? Why expend the effort?
3) dispense

From here, we dispense mechanical surrogates
4) haunt

I'm haunt by uncontrollable thoughts
5) invent

and how did such backward idiots invent robots?
6) slit

I mean, what I really want to do is slit people's throats,
7) intervene

Okay, now if we hear squeaking, we intervene.
8) dominate

and your Earth is yet another planet dominate by men.
9) evolve

the Gazorpians became so evolve
10) crush

The boulder crush you.
11) terminate

so it can be terminate.
12) fulfill

that fulfill them most.
13) cement

Remember -- remember how I -- how I cement that catchphrase?
14) transform

She started beeping, transform and tried to fly away!
15) bomb

so they bomb themselves back to the stone age,
16) suppose

I suppose, Morty. I suppose.
17) sentence

You are hereby sentence to the silent treatment!
18) promise

I promise I'll call you every day I need money

Adverbs

1) violently

That's one of the most violently aggressive
2) aggressively

one of the most aggressively violent creatures
3) inevitably

and, inevitably, its impossibility.
4) mentally

by a mentally ill scientist.
5) hereby

You are hereby sentenced to the silent treatment!
6) accordingly

Plan your route accordingly and expect delays.
7) instantly

You will die -- you'll die instantly
8) increasingly

due to their increasingly destructive behavior.
9) somewhere

Not here, Morty. We'll stop somewhere else.
10) obviously

Obviously, at some point,
11) definitely

He's definitely my slave.
12) absolutely

No! Absolutely not!
13) certainly

Certainly.
14) earlier

My top -- the same top you complimented earlier!
15) sometimes

It's true, and sometimes the truth hurts,
16) behind

the old behind-every-great-man Amazon twist.
17) outside

...they get to play outside.
18) actually

Actually, there is.

Adjectives

1) thankless

It's a thankless job, Morty.
2) multiphase

That is multiphase quantum resonator.
3) fertilized

Fertilized surrogates are returned here to our nursery.
4) patriarchal

- Grandpa? - That sounds patriarchal!
5) uncontrollable

I'm haunted by uncontrollable thoughts
6) resultant

The resultant lack of distraction and hen-pecking
7) ashamed

The least you could do is be ashamed of your gender.
8) sane

because this is a sane place where women rule.
9) harmless

Lt looks harmless now, but it could grow dangerous.
10) feminine

a projection of your feminine insecurity.
11) lame

God is dead! The government's lame!
12) unacceptable

- Okay, unacceptable! Oh. - What is going on?
13) destructive

due to their increasingly destructive behavior.
14) backward

and how did such backward idiots invent robots?
15) pagan

They moved the date! Lt was a pagan holiday!
16) insane

Like The Insane Clown Posse.
17) rogue

If he is a rogue male, tell us now and we will kill him.
18) passive

We built it during the great passive-aggression,

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