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and your favorite sports blooper?
You know the worst part about inventing teleportation?
You want to see my first boner,
"Mulan" Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty.
There's a mandatory curfew, their weird calendar made me 47,
I-I was using ghoulish overkill!
"Fake gun, shoot me in standoff."
I've rep[burps]laced them both as the de facto patriarch
[ Squeals ] Ooh, your little flappy doodle are twitching.
I wasn't gonna let her die, you fucking moron!
So, if you really want your grandpa back, grab a shovel.
and six years of improv workshops.
[ Sniffles ] Horses live longer than tortoise now.
And, well -- well, he's not a villain, Summer,
and it technically counts as patriotism.
It's a trap! Abort! I'm still in his Shoney's!
D-99, this is the commander in chief of the Citadel's militia.
That's my motto. One thing still perplexes me --
I feel terrible that I misjudge you.
That's my motto. One thing still perplex me --
he'd be interrogate at this facility,
But watch closely as Grandpa topple an empire
about a totally fabricate origin story.
We just teleport into a galactic federal prison.
Does that mean you're arouse, or did you just get a signal
We'll be lenient if you renounce your Rick.
of you invent your portal gun.
I admire you, Rick. [ Farts ]
Stop saying his name! He abandon us.
He threaten to turn me in to the government,
Good roast Cronenberg, I assume.
It's doom. This has to be C-137, you guys.
Mission accomplish, boys. Pull me out.
Phoenix Person? Is that what we settle on?
The risk to me is minimize if I wait for you to shoot her,
I've rep[burps]lace them both as the de facto patriarch
Emotionally speaking, honey, Shoney's is my home.
and it technically counts as patriotism.
You basically killed us all!
I-I'll bring you somewhere, Summer.
Obviously, I get her.
Apparently, S.E.A.L. Team Ricks suffered heavy casualties.
[sobs] healthy forever.
Eventually, you're either gonna relax your cerebellum...
Actually, I think it shuts off automatically
We'll dispatch S.E.A.L. Team Ricks immediately
Sir, Rick D-99 is returning from the mission alone.
and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom,
Wow. This sauce is fucking amazing.
you don't get to see -- the parts he leaves behind.
Good pitches, kids. I'm almost proud.
He's more like a demon or a super fucked up god.
Actually, I think it shuts off automatically
I kind of had big pills for lunch, and I
that separates my life as a man from my life as an unfeeling ghost.
I-I was using ghoulish overkill!
I'm bummed I didn't get to give that insect dick a test-drive.
It's a nonstop party where all the guests
You're a rogue Rick -- irrational, passionate.
We're miserable, Morty!
You killed him because you were jealous of him.
What do you mean? I mean, our single centralized galactic currency
Operating an unregistered portal gun,
It's insane what you miss in prison.
You're a rogue Rick -- irrational, passionate.
Well, I'm just a dumb-ass bug, but it's possible Rick knew
your infinite selves.
called Szechuan sauce, and it's delicious!
And then they got rid of it, and now it's gone.
in the galaxy, you better give me a decent brainalyzer."
Everything real turns fake. Everything right is wrong.
Brilliant. Ha, yeah.