Name: The Rickchurian Mortydate
Released: 2017-10-04

1) pubis

Oh, I got pubes, Commander-in-Queef.
2) teleporter

deficit-tripling teleporter,
3) dunce

It was Rick and Morty, you fucking dunce!
4) eum

Recognize the rare element Sanchez-eum?
5) snicker

But my hand had Snickers on it,
6) eventuality

We've been preparing for a Rick-level eventuality for some time.
7) subordination

From subordination to hostile powers.
8) cantina

took them to a "Star Wars" cantina,
9) ceasefire

We've already agreed to a ceasefire
10) afterlife

and there's no afterlife. Everything just goes black.
11) drone

Should we drone-strike them?
12) hermit

like hermit crabs, I think.
13) pheromone

alien pheromone through a laser hookah.

1) subjectively

Which is not to say that, subjectively, it wasn't funny.
2) ahold

Everybody, get ahold of yourselves!
3) awkwardly

and your body awkwardly enlarges at the rate of a '50s movie.
4) softly

[ Creature growls softly ]
5) happily

Now Jerry and I are happily married parents,
6) technically

We're technically your boss.
7) honestly

Honestly, I could take it or leave it at this point. You're taking it.
8) heavily

[ Breathing heavily ] Aaaaaah!
9) hopefully

Hopefully you didn't just fuck around and waste your life.
10) anymore

And you two aren't American anymore!
11) naturally

Naturally, you'll forget you saw them,
12) instantly

They can shrink instantly and teleport.
13) basically

which is basically the world,

1) sociopathic

of your authentic sociopathic crazy bitch
2) vacuous

No amount of genius can stop your dumb mediocre vacuous roots
3) subatomic

Because if those pills are based on subatomic compression,
4) curable

you could get a more curable cancer
5) suspenseful

[ Suspenseful music plays ]
6) flattered

I'm flattered, but it takes a whole team to achieve what we did today.
7) sweaty

I realized my palms were so sweaty,
8) autistic

Rick: Is this game popular with autistic people?
9) terrified

and you're now terrified that becoming self-aware
10) terrifying

He just died. Yeah, terrifying.
11) stubborn

Seriously? You're that stubborn?
12) spoiled

Let's set some boundaries with a spoiled control freak
13) mediocre

No amount of genius can stop your dumb mediocre vacuous roots

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