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This little cowpoke's gonna mosey up on out of here.
you keep me peelin' skrabquams and slippin' nib nibs,
Those were bad Mortys. Very bad Mortys.
Imagine this kisser
you keep me peelin' skrabquams and slippin' nib nibs,
For me, that's my panini maker.
Then comes and get me, motherfucker!
Unlike that mermaid puss! [ Laughs ] Whoo!
All right knuckle[burps]heads, any questions?
Aw, geez. Hey, what's goin' on, fella?
Announcer Rick: Citadel Morning News.
The cop, moron!
Whoa! Call me a sidekick one more time!
was decapitate on Zorpantheon Nine.
more rile up than a picture-day Jessica.
I clon myself so you could kiss me as a baby!
You shouldn't, sir. You should be terrified.
And the chemical it makes his brain secrete
You're outnumber.
the number of displace Mortys is soaring
He -- he cou-- he c-- cou't be allowed to win.
or outrage Ricks.
He stab me. He got me bad, Morty.
soar to the top of the polls.
I heard he confess to everything.
Get the fuck off the car, you Rickless fuckin' animal!
I hope they see me as their Morty. [ Crowd laughing agreeably ]
K-83, affectionately known as Cool Rick.
[ As Morty, poorly ] Aw, geez. Aw, man.
* But there's nowhere else in sight *
[ Clears throat ] Meanwhile, in election news,
I would hardly call it a blow out.
Hopefully they will be your last.
They won't be causing any trouble anymore.
pretty God damn important in there.
I see it everywhere I go.
* Somewhere out on that horizon *
[ Farts twice ]
before our newly democratic Citadel
Unregistered, untraceable,
than this dumbass surfer necklace.
a very enticing compensation package.
* I know there must be somethin' better *
but all shitty things must come to an end
I never was! It was figurative!
Bootleg portal fluid.
What is this place? The Creepy Morty.
He's fuckin' things up for both of you.
[ Laughter ] Very amusing, Mr. Smith.
Isn't that adorable? Little jackass.
Unregistered, untraceable,
All: [ Blowing raspberries, mock cheering ]