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Silicon Valley » Season 5 » Chief Operating Officer

00:30:12

Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

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Plot summary

The COO of a world class company asks to move to Pied Piper. At the same time, Richard deals with a lawsuit from the smart fridge company that Gilfoil hacked to it fridge.

Words to remember

Nouns

1) minx

Hey! How was lunch, you little minx?
2) fellatio

"sullying their smart fridges with mime-simulated fellatio."
3) candor

I, um, I practice something called "radical candor."
4) bandage

Uh, the reason Richard has this bandage on his neck,
5) executor

and the official executor of Mr. Bachman's estate.
6) remnant

No remnant, nothing, so how do they know?
7) incubator

This is my incubator now.
8) fucker

Those fucker are listening.
9) vodka

You like vodka? Let's have a vodka.
10) mole

We have a mole on our hands.
11) rig

so that I can remotely toggle my rig at home.
12) thief

guess there's no honor among thieves, hmm?
13) toggle

How will I know when to remote toggle my rig?
14) beneficiary

as the soul beneficiary
15) heck

Hey, Dana! What the heck? Dana, right?
16) meantime

In the meantime, is it really any worse
17) bud

Hey, bud. How's it going?
18) spark

I felt that spark again.
19) gentleman

good luck, gentlemen.
20) firmware

I checked their firmware and their logs.
21) fridge

So, tell me about these fridge. Jeff!
22) refrigerator

with regard to the people who hacked your refrigerator.
23) lawsuit

might get us out of the Seppen lawsuit, but...

Verbs

1) overstep

I'm so sorry if I overstep my bounds.
2) slosh

I'll probably get slosh off of one beer,
3) iterate

until someone iterate a functional alternative.
4) injure

Now, I-I read on Pando that you got injure also
5) inherit

And he inherit all of Mr. Bachman's assets
6) bleach

You said you pulled all our code and bleach it.
7) insist

but our marketing department insist.
8) swear

(laughing) I did! I swear.
9) violate

We cannot have that trust violate." Dinesh: Is that a typo?
10) hack

with regard to the people who hack your refrigerators.
11) deserve

You deserve each other.
12) verse

As we said, we're not well verse in...
13) suffer

Uh, that's the song "You Suffer" by Napalm Death.
14) belong

if it belong to this Yang guy?
15) suppose

How's a guy suppose to live by himself,
16) invite

Dana told me he invite you. I'm so psyched you came!
17) kick

So, the guy who just kick me out of my house
18) solve

Have you solve, uh, co-locating data with the compute test?
19) demonstrate

I just wish you'd demonstrate the measure of spirit
20) smoke

Gilfoyle, you smoke?
21) mention

The 20th century? Yeah, you mention that.
22) upload

will be upload to your cloud's service.
23) pull

You said you pull all our code and bleached it.

Adverbs

1) ruinously

a little less ruinously empathetic.
2) absurdly

on an absurdly over-priced electric car?
3) objectively

You are objectively making a huge mistake.
4) remotely

so that I can remotely toggle my rig at home.
5) technically

Technically, he kicked you out of his house.
6) briefly

Yeah! Just, just briefly for... yeah.
7) literally

(chuckles) Okay, 'cause we literally moved it
8) overnight

in another Starbucks bathroom overnight.
9) somewhere

So you fucked up somewhere! I didn't fuck up.
10) obviously

I mean, he's obviously a dick.
11) apparently

But apparently, he left Oculus for Quiver
12) exactly

Exactly! 'Cause we're not doing anything wrong. Oh, shit!
13) alone

I'm just... Are you having lunch alone?
14) especially

Especially on an everyman coder's salary, you feel me?
15) almost

He almost never fucks up.
16) actually

You didn't actually lose anything here, okay?
17) kind

So kind of you to join us.
18) enough

If I'm not inspirational enough for you, then there's the door.
19) later

Maybe you should hold it later.
20) though

Yeah, it's just... he didn't really talk, though.
21) often

Okay. Any idea how often that might happen?
22) far

Well, our server costs were far higher
23) together

You guys should get a meal together.

Adjectives

1) ruinous

It's actually something we call "ruinous empathy."
2) unprofessional

in kind of an unprofessional manner.
3) aggrieved

Bachman is the aggrieved party,
4) stagnant

Things with Dana have gotten stagnant.
5) assertive

He's so assertive.
6) uncanny

It's uncanny.
7) decentralized

that a decentralized system was the obvious eventuality.
8) relentless

And he kept refusing, but you were relentless.
9) kindred

Jared: Right? You're... you're kindred spirits.
10) articulate

Uh, articulate.
11) exhausted

is because he got so exhausted during a code sprint,
12) rad

The first tenet of rad-can, Richard,
13) uncomfortable

Which is no matter how uncomfortable the truth is,
14) volatile

Bitcoin is very volatile.
15) delightful

That would be delightful.
16) insane

It's insane. Totally. Right?
17) inspirational

If I'm not inspirational enough for you, then there's the door.
18) unfair

Okay, that's unfair.
19) rogue

then he's acting as a rogue agent.
20) brutal

I don't know. Sounds kinda brutal.
21) nervous

To be honest, we were a little nervous
22) decent

He's actually a decent coder.
23) radical

I, um, I practice something called "radical candor."

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