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00:30:20
Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross
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In the season five finale, Monica is suspicious of PiperNet's early success. The team races against the clock when their future is threatened. Richard makes a surprising move.
I'm not a witch. Now spit out the kimchi
I think we've reached the inflection point.
How would you like to die today, motherfucker?
♪ Whoa ♪
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Colin was here last night, out there in the hallway,
that kind of bullshit?
Valet mode. You put me in fucking valet mode.
We've been exploring the viability
eventually, we'd get some traction
so we coded a diagnostic tool to go through the ledger
♪ Someday I'm going to make my getaway ♪
I like the beard. You throwing a party?
♪ Someday I'm going to make my getaway ♪
I used to go foraging for mushroom
He's a racist and a witch.
- Fuck yeah! - I wanna give a quick shout-out
Why would people who aren't refugee
I've been a total gentleman about this.
- Ooh! Love the video fireplace. - Yeah.
Legal, accounting, HR, government affair.
Oh, for fuck's sake. You're not gonna give me
Hold on to your kidney, motherfuckers!
It hasn't budge at all.
I believe we are now entitle to explore other options.
are actually a lot more tempt by bribes than you might think.
and he was beg me to take his subscribers.
Oh. It's all smash up again.
We just crush the patch, Pipers!
Pied Piper cease to exist.
♪ And the teenagers are tear the church house down ♪
But no one has stolen our software.
I heard on a podcast that patrol men
We've got all 63 distribute systems engineers on the job, Gavin.
I just read that Amazon's probably gonna be acquiring Hooli.
I'm in there celebrating,
Will you shut the fuck up?
Tim Cook keeps inviting me to his brunches.
Could you write a patch that kick all of Yao's users off the network?
who realize what the decentralized Internet could be.
I like the beard. You throw a party?
I promise Richard that we would never
The North Carolinians prove very entitled.
I just chip away everything that wasn't Richard's assistant
You lost your company?
Come on, that cap me at 70 miles per hour, limits performance
But neither am I saying definitively that we will not.
vastly preferable to fire sale-ing
Now, maybe someday,
Oh, really? You thought I might be cool, Mr. Backwards Hat?
the Inuit are surprisingly adept at collective bargaining.
And then literally days after everything
Besides, this would help you out too, right?
Sir, I would think very carefully
eventually, we'd get some traction
I just walked in here normally.
Indeed.
The patch you asked for is nearly finished.
Which is exactly how she just managed to fire me.
Yeah, we would need to add a shit ton more users immediately.
starts to fucking come together,
Finally, all our hard work has paid off.
And I know that deep down, in your heart, what you...
And instead of taking a minority stake in their company,
but thus far, they seem quite promising.
but thus far, they seem quite promising.
And now, we are gaining almost 12,000 users an hour!
How many boxes have you actually managed to produce?
was kind enough to...
I am a spiteful, vengeful prick.
I am a spiteful, vengeful prick.
I find this uninteresting. Can we proceed?
We are going Ludicrous!
So now, the world's first, totally decentralized Internet
for the custodial staff.
the Inuit are surprisingly adept at collective bargaining.
DINESH: How could it be this crowded?
another one of your inspirational,
[SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE] Very promising.
Wow. It's magnificent.
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Priyanka, start separating legitimate users
Well, the last two months have been challenging.
they are very impressive.
This place is offensive to homeless people.
You know, I was just really wasted. I was so drunk.
so we coded a diagnostic tool to go through the ledger
Hey, does this seem odd to you?
who stuck with us through thick and thin,
I have been cooking up a solo project on the side
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JARED: I know. It's exciting, right?