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South Park » Season 11 » Cartman Sucks

00:22:25

Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

173

Words to remember

Nouns

1) brittleness

black-and-white shows the brittleness of the trunks
2) abomination

I'm an abomination of God!
3) mustache

and while he was sleeping I made a mustache
4) affliction

He's chosen to rid himself of his affliction
5) chore

Yeah, I finished my chore so I came over a little early.
6) fella

Hey, fella! Ahh!
7) loneliness

A statement about all of our loneliness perhaps?
8) sweetie

Sweetie, shhh.
9) cafeteria

Like... A tampon in the school cafeteria
10) camper

Everyone, say hello to our new camper, Butters.
11) temptation

♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
12) sermon

We will now hear a sermon from Pastor Phillips.
13) curiosity

Just harmless curiosity and it doesn't mean anything.
14) jew

Where is it, you filthy Jew?!
15) eternity

you will burn in a lake of fire for eternity?
16) aperture

This is shot at a 5.6 aperture using a low-light filter.
17) scripture

you will both do penance by writing scripture
18) aspen

A simple aspen grove, shot in high contrast

Verbs

1) afflict

broken free of the bonds that afflict you.
2) spout

♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
3) buckle

So I buckle up in my little suit
4) swear

I swear on my mother's life, Butters,
5) heal

I think we're well on our way to being heal.
6) remind

and remind one of death.
7) assign

we assign every camper an accountabilibuddy.
8) assure

but I assure you, I was fast asleep.
9) screw

Well, then, you're screw.
10) pray

Because Pastor Phillips pray
11) approve

approve by a grand jury.
12) cure

Many bi-curious boys come out of the camp completely cure.
13) quit

Ow-- quit it, dude.
14) shut

Shut up. You shut up!
15) suppose

I suppose you think you really got me.
16) invite

I invite Butters to stay the night,
17) shoot

A simple aspen grove, shot in high contrast
18) lie

"Do not lie with a man as one lie with a woman:

Adverbs

1) goddamned

You know Goddamned well what!
2) smarter

how much smarter I am than him...
3) somehow

but somehow I still feel confused.
4) strictly

You know this is strictly forbidden!
5) perfectly

You're perfectly normal, Bradly.
6) somewhat

This picture you may find somewhat controversial.
7) apparently

but apparently your son has a picture of
8) perhaps

A statement about all of our loneliness perhaps?
9) fucking

That makes you totally fucking gay.
10) quite

Well, yeah, but I just don't quite understand
11) therefore

"Humble yourselves, therefore,
12) super

as long as you are super nice to us
13) actually

Well, actually, Butters, I think we better
14) soon

I wasn't expecting you so soon.
15) fast

but I assure you, I was fast asleep.
16) together

are all put together?
17) else

Father Maxi, I just don't know where else to turn.
18) ever

It's seriously-- it's the greatest picture ever!

Adjectives

1) insubordinate

Mr. Stotch, your son is insubordinate,
2) detestable

that is detestable."
3) artsy

very artsy photographs I have taken
4) impure

which states that no impure or immoral images
5) unclean

Yes, believe it or not, I myself used to have unclean urges.
6) immoral

which states that no impure or immoral images
7) secluded

A secluded camp where lots of bi-curious boys
8) menstrual

I call this picture "The Sleeping Menstrual."
9) jealous

What he means is that he's jealous
10) exhausted

Yeah, and I'm exhausted.
11) harmless

Just harmless curiosity and it doesn't mean anything.
12) asleep

while Butters is asleep, I am going to--
13) neat

Neat-o!
14) respected

in pursuit of being a respected photographer.
15) eternal

save your souls from eternal life in hell?
16) stupid

that makes you gay, stupid.
17) okay

It's okay, it's okay, Butters.
18) evil

We're just evil and nothing can change us!

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