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00:22:24
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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It is never safe to fly during your turd trimester.
Come on, guys, lasagna's ready.
I can see through your sarcasm, Sharon.
Aunt Jemima frozen sausage biscuit in the mornings.
I believe I detect some cabbage as well?
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Aunt Jemima frozen sausage biscuits in the mornings.
Ultrasound is very simple, Mr. Marsh.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bono.
♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
and a Nobel-Prize nomination!
Flush the toilet, for Christ's sake!
I haven't taken a crap in over three weeks.
to look inside your belly.
the distinguished E.F.S.M. Medal
Okay, take a deep breath.
Just gonna put some warm gel on your stomach first.
all the measuring and verification.
You have blemish
♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
and is the only person ever to be nominate
And I swear to its authenticity.
No, we are flush the toilet right now.
My little crap has accomplish many things,
A biggest crap means you crap it out.
I believe I detect some cabbage as well?
But he could have fake it.
Nursed it, fed it biddy.
I doubt it.
I was so proud of it that I decide to keep it,
Based on the photo, we estimate that the crap
So he spent his life trying to be number one...
Bono never took a second crap that beat yours!
I guess it was pretty big.
So that's the year Bono was born.
Bono could not be reach for comment
spending nearly every waking hour at P.F. Chang's.
One Katie Couric is approximately
when you do finally pass this stool,
I think dinner's almost ready.
We actually don't keep track of that record, sir.
can't you just kind of fuck off?
And soon biddy made him strong,
You see, until Mr. Marsh came along,
as he is currently in Africa, helping the needy.
Look at the crap I took all those years ago!
That has got to be the biggest crap I've ever taken.
you'll always wonder how big a crap
Never seen one that big, have you?
You can do it again.
It's too much.
♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
Oh, God, I feel so much better.
You weren't even trying to take
was the size of a freaking football.
Why are men so obsessed with how big their crap is?!
We're going to use harmless waves
Randy, this is ridiculous.
Into one of the most influential figures of our time.
It appears your record is intact.
It is a tremendous crap, Mr. Marsh.
No, no, my brother took a crap once that was enormous.
It appears to be legitimate.
Because he is crap.
How could Bono be so talented, so caring,
the distinguished E.F.S.M. Medal
Come on, that's pretty impressive.
Aunt Jemima frozen sausage biscuits in the mornings.
Come to me, my darling precious child.
this noble society's good name, Heir Brolof!
Bono is now almost six feet tall
And if it's okay with you, we would like to present you