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00:22:24
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Oh, you filthy little rapscallion!
Whoever our terrorist is has the detonator with him.
I have no quarrel with you!
Left flank, breach flank and clear!
serious apple-juice fart in your face!
It's a suitcase nuke
That means my intolerance of Muslims saved America.
Jarvis, I want you to check for any terrorist chatter on A.O.L.
In her snatch, sir.
Unless this was all just a big diversion.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Oh, my God, she's got a scent.
Today bigotry and racism saved the day.
♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
It's the technical term for vagina.
Left flank, breach flank and clear!
Dude, dude not cool!
The pig is picking up the smell of nuclear residue!
We detonate the bomb within the hour.
♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
There's something perch on the snuke's core.
Where could they have stash it?
We uncover intel that terrorists have obtained
snuck a snuke up your sniz.
This department is being absorb by homeland security.
maybe I owe you an apology.
You called and warn the government of our plans.
Ohh, I declare!
a woman who deserve nothing but respect:
This department has just been assign to the F.B.I.
I will have you arrest for--
Okay, who got rid of the Muslims, huh?
We've just arrive in your town.
Stop, terrorist, or I will shoot you!
Yes, but then I realize that, technically, I don't.
Yeah, it just prove we need to learn not to
He must be somehow attacking remotely from his house.
Yes, but then I realized that, technically, I don't.
This is getting us nowhere.
He must be somehow attacking remotely from his house.
Maybe he has podcasts up somewhere.
He wants this handled by his staff personally.
You can't possibly mean--
You have exactly five seconds before I start dropping
All students are to evacuate the school immediately.
Dude, leave me alone.
But perhaps it's best we call it off.
I'm almost there now, where are you?
Yeah, actually, there is.
You're doing fine, Brian.
Look further down the page--
Wait, there's-- there's something else here!
The greatest enemy America has ever known!
from British rule once again.
Stay back, I-- agh-agh!
We are leaving this whole intolerant country!
That is disgusting!
on needless spending,
That's outrageous!
Is the threat credible?
Because by being suspicious of you,
The rebel Americans know of our attack?!
for dramatic effect.
It could be toxic.
Not all Muslim people are terrorists.
No, it's too dangerous.
The pig is picking up the smell of nuclear residue!
Yes, but we will be rich.
might be in serious danger.
where this Russian guy had a bunch of videos.
It's dark, cold.
It's controlled by a remote detonator.