Name: Pandemic
Released: 2016-10-27
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) tater

Oh, look, Stan's eating a tater tot! Wave to the camera, Stan!
2) kilometer

65 Peruvian flute bands per square kilometer. General?
3) llama

You just play pan-flute music at the mall and sell cd's of you with a llama,
4) promenade

No playa la musica en la promenade! No es bueno!
5) videotape

I mean it, Randy, that's enough! You don't have to videotape every single...
6) circumstance

Mark down the flute band's location and do not, under any circumstance,
7) bastard

You heartless bastard. This country was founded on beliefs in freedom and integrity.
8) temptation

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
9) bro

Craig, dude, how you doing, bro? - Fine.
10) jerk

No, that never occurs to you, because you guys are jerk
11) asshole

Craig, don't be an asshole. - I'll go get the money.
12) turf

This is our Peruvian flute band's turf, you got that?
13) razor

I don't get it, Kenny. Why did you buy razor and shaving cream?
14) flute

Another pan flute band.
15) protector

"You can't send us away, we are the protector."
16) idiot

Hey, I'm worried about him too, Sharon. - Well, then stop being an idiot and help!
17) tot

Oh, look, Stan's eating a tater tot! Wave to the camera, Stan!
18) patience

We appreciate your cooperation and patience.

1) ravage

are ravage by Peruvian flute bands. Is that clear!
2) retard

Not Peruvian, retard! Peru! It's right here!
3) eradicate

The last of the Peruvian flute bands have successfully been eradicate
4) vanish

It's like the boys just vanish.
5) shave

Why would you shave your balls? - Because girls like shave balls.
6) swear

Randy, I swear to God, if you don't put that thing away...
7) arrest

You guys took my birthday money, got me arrest and sent to Miami with no way home
8) gather

All right, here we are! Marsh family gather for another dinner!
9) suspect

and, Paul, pretty nice not having any Peruvian flute music there I suspect?
10) hang

You guys never hang out with me, you never invite me to do stuff,
11) suppose

What is that suppose to mean?!
12) invite

You guys never hang out with me, you never invite me to do stuff,
13) shoot

Jesus Christ, he fucking shot that guy!
14) appreciate

We appreciate your cooperation and patience.
15) catch

Sir, you better come quick. One of the pan-flute bands was caught trying to escape.
16) lock

Either you go to Peru, or you get lock up forever with the other flute bands.
17) indicate

The red dots indicate where the highest concentrations of Peruvian flute bands are.
18) occur

No, that never occur to you, because you guys are jerks

1) nowhere

is on his way to the middle of nowhere.
2) wherever

All over the world, wherever there are tourists or shoppers there are now on average,
3) obviously

Obviously, Craig has gotten them into some kind of trouble!
4) forever

Either you go to Peru, or you get locked up forever with the other flute bands.
5) successfully

The last of the Peruvian flute bands have successfully been eradicated
6) extremely

You're being extremely negative, Craig.
7) exactly

This is exactly why I told Kyle not to hang around their boy!
8) perhaps

Perhaps a Peruvian flute band mated with one of our females... who knows?
9) fucking

Jesus Christ, he fucking shot that guy!
10) behind

Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
11) quite

but you just couldn't quite put the pieces together.
12) outside

Something's going on outside. Stay here!
13) actually

No, Sir, there's been a big misunderstanding, we actually aren't a...
14) currently

France, Japan, and the northeastern United States are currently the hardest hit.
15) together

but you just couldn't quite put the pieces together.
16) else

Well, think about it, idiot. Where else would Peruvian flute bands come from?
17) ever

Because ever since your Father got that stupid video camera,
18) once

Now, I want a plan in place to take out Peru once and for all.

1) startled

Oh, God... I'm... I'm so startled.
2) disastrous

is facing an economic and ecological crisis of disastrous proportions.
3) peruvian

It's one of those Peruvian pan flute bands!
4) furry

What does that mean? - I think he said, "the furry death."
5) traumatic

It was very traumatic. - You don't have a choice!
6) neat

Aw, Jesus Christ! - Oh, neat-o!
7) upset

Maybe the boys all ran away. Were any of your boys upset about anything?
8) ecological

is facing an economic and ecological crisis of disastrous proportions.
9) rid

in getting rid of their Peruvian flute bands.
10) excited

There's Shelley. You excited about dinner, Shelley?
11) damn

I'm not buying any of your damn cd's!
12) outer

and then you end up in some foreign country or in outer space or something.
13) tough

Craig's just being a dick because we're having a tough time right now.
14) stupid

Because ever since your Father got that stupid video camera,
15) extreme

Is that really necessary, Sir? It seems a little extreme.
16) negative

You're being extremely negative, Craig.
17) cultural

Wow, that's such cultural music! - Very cultural, yes!
18) square

65 Peruvian flute bands per square kilometer. General?

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