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00:22:16
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Oh, that's a doozie, Wendy. You come up with that one on your own?
I was wrong to make fun of breast cancer and I'm very "remorsefulness."
Go deep, Craig! Not that deep, retard!
Eric, get your bun back over here, m'kay.
Doesn't that like go against your jock-y man code or something?
Recess is almost over. I don't know if there's really time.
Wendy, I've been hearing rumor about a fight between you and Eric Cartman.
You unbelievable bastard. You beat me, but you won't stop.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
You're my bro and she's your bitch. I don't wanna hurt my bro's bitch.
I was a real jerk and now they're gonna cut off my Mom's boobs.
You don't get it, asshole!
It is a fat little lump that needs to be destroyed.
I totally can't see the fight, dude. I've got detention after school.
Did you know I'm a breast-cancer survivor? - Ma'am?
Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor".
These students are a little too smart to see you're just making excuse not to fight me.
You're a chick, dude.
You just stood there and said you apologize and you don't wanna fight!
You know what she did? She apologized and beg me not to fight her.
I was diagnose seven years ago. Cancer is pure evil.
Coulda swore I heard 'em comin' though the roof!
What's up? What's up? I crap on your desk, dawg. What's up with that?
You refuse to let that fat little lump make you feel powerless.
It is a fat little lump that needs to be destroy.
You better shut up, or I'll make you shut up. - Oh, really?
What am I suppose to do about it?
Yeah, I'm just gonna teach her a lesson. I'm not gonna totally kick her ass.
I'm glad that's over with. - Yeah, guess you dodge a bullet, Galahad.
It was wrong of me, and I promise you that it won't happen again.
Haven't we taught you that?
She chicken out! - Man! She chicken out!
An estimate one in six women will deal with cancer in their lifetime,
You fucking suck so hard!
God forbid, she actually gets in a g-good punch and beat you.
I guess so.
Our opinion of you can't possibly go any lower.
Cancer doesn't play by the rules, so neither can you.
Oh, it's on, bitch. - You're gonna fucking die!
I always knew deep down that Wendy didn't have any b-b-balls.
Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
There's no way out! She's gonna kick my ass in front of everyone. Almost time!
As soon as that bell rings we do it outside, you got that?! And you better be there.
God forbid, she actually gets in a g-good punch and beats you.
Our opinion of you can't possibly go any lower.
As soon as that bell rings we do it outside, you got that?! And you better be there.
Can't go too easy on her, though.
Detention. That's it! I've gotta get detention fast!
And you can't listen to what anybody else tells you.
I was diagnosed seven years ago. Cancer is pure evil.
Yeah, I don't ever remember AC/DC singing about
She sure seems confident. You should probably go easy on her, dude.
I always knew deep down that Wendy didn't have any b-b-balls.
Then why'd you crap on Garrison's desk? - Because I'm hard-core.
and I know I'm just a nerdy little weakling to you, but I want to be your friend
It's about freaking time. - All right, let's do it!
You are so pathetic!
You unbelievable bastard. You beat me, but you won't stop.
You can't bribe your way out of this. - Wendy, I have muscular dystrophy.
What? That's ridiculous!
Apologize?! That's not what I said, you dumb bitch!
We all must fight, and hopefully one day titty cancer will be a distant mammary.
Oh, Wendy, such a desperate attempt to get out of it.
What you're doing is very offensive!
You think you're tough?! - What's up? What's up?
Officer, we need to get an A.P.B. out on those titties! They're armed and dangerous!
I'll eat my underwear, Wendy, and then you'll be satisfied.
Fellow students, October is awareness month
Officer, we need to get an A.P.B. out on those titties! They're armed and dangerous!
I was diagnosed seven years ago. Cancer is pure evil.
I'm finished!
Ahhh, sweet.