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00:22:16
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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You see any injun? - Nah, it's just the city and a...
All the townsfolk are there to answer your questions. And welcome to 1864.
Well, howdy partners, I'm the town gunsmith. You see, in our time, it's pretty violent.
Y'all are gonna get it for puttin' me in that thar jail!
With my trusty forge, I makes all the metalwork for the village...
Store hand, you ever heard of this fancy-smancy fone?
Are you folks settlers or are ya just trapper passin' through?
Don't be too hard on yourself, Butters. You can't help being a douche bag.
Or the witty anecdote of the townspeople.
All right, kids, go ahead and visit the charming villager and learn stuff.
Are you folks settler or are ya just trappers passin' through?
and I don't wanna look like a total dork in front of her.
There's some terrorists or bank robber or something that've taken our class hostage.
Let's go to T.G.I. Fridays and get some jalapeno popper!
Get the loot out of the car and stash it in that building.
to buy me some wares n' sitch.
I just don't know what I've liked better, the historical buildings and artifact
They killed my paw!
to unlock that thar jail door shuck 'em up?
Dude, this place shred! What should we do first?
I reckon that maybe you could make a jail door that opened with numbers instead of keys.
If we sneak back inside, we can say we never left, all right?
You just got me bust forever.
I settle here in 1864 with my maw and paw.
got wind of our robbery and chase after us.
But Pioneer Village was sue when a kid died in it,
Will you shut up? - Wait, you have guns here?
I was just suppose to look after my partner and I blew it.
Dude, they just shot a guy in the face. We gotta call the cops!
They must have realize we left... damn. - Oh, my god, the police are looking for us!
You said they wouldn't notice we were gone. You promise.
We lost 'em! We lost 'em! - Damn, pig cops!
There's no way we're getting out above ground without being spot.
I guess you're right, Butters. All right, come on.
I was just supposed to look after my partner and I blew it.
so they closed it down and protect it with a huge metal door with a coded lock.
Unfortunately, your police department
You just got me busted forever.
if he doesn't get exactly what he wants.
God damn it, you people are fucking insane!
Finally, a feller that talks some sense!
Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
I reckon that maybe you could make a jail door that opened with numbers instead of keys.
You dial nine to get out. And there's actually a back exit behind the horse troughs.
We ain't never seen them kind of fancy hats in our time, have we?
All we have to do is sneak back inside without the cops seeing us.
Good, that's got it. Good, good! All right then. Let's head across.
I would play along, but my girlfriend's here,
Butters, you gotta learn to chill. Life goes by pretty fast.
Kids, everyone together. Welcome to Pioneer Village.
Craig? Token? Who... who else needs a partner?
You wanna be partners, Jimmy? - Jesus, what have I ever done to you?
These folks sure are strange, Smithy.
but at least I learned a lot about pioneer life in the old west.
That is unfortunate for you, because when I think it is clear to leave
God damn it, you people are fucking insane!
Stan, you were really brave in there, but you did kinda sound like a big dork.
I am so disappointed in myself. Teacher gave me a responsibility.
when we tell him we had Super Phun Thyme while he was at the dumb Pioneer Village.
All right, kids, go ahead and visit the charming villagers and learn stuff.
Oh, man, hasn't this place been fascinating, Butters?
And what's that fancy yellow horse carriage you got out there?
Well, howdy partners, I'm the town gunsmith. You see, in our time, it's pretty violent.
Set up the satellite relay. Check for alternate routes out of the area.
Are you gonna ditch out with me or are you gonna disobey the teacher's stupid rule?
That looks dangerous. - Not getting busted always is, Butters.
I've got to make the ultimate sacrifice.
I heard y'all had some difficulty with a criminal gettsin' outta yer jail.
This is serious!
To think how difficult it was back in those times
Give them the fucking door code!
I wanna shoot an Indian!