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00:22:27
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Alright, everyone, are we enjoying the festivities?!
All I've got is this little bottle of peppermint schnapps,
Mr. Mackey: ♪ It's the holiday season ♪ ♪ With the whoop‐de‐do and hickory dock ♪
We still have lots of leftover Mexican Joker.
♪ Come on, we're going for a sleigh ride ♪
All I've got is this little bottle of peppermint schnapps,
in front of the booze section.
Mine's all gone. You had another bender last night, didn't you?
Jimbo: There's like a...chain blocking the liquor aisle.
[ "Kay Thompson's Jingle Bells" by Andy Williams playing ]
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
and now you asshole are all just getting high?!
♪ To spread the cheer again ♪
♪ And don't forget to hang up your sock ♪
that she's riding an ATV with her tits out.
Jimbo: There's like a...chain blocking the liquor aisle.
but without any added ingredient.
So we use the greenhouse.
How about we repackage some of the surplus?
Cocaine that's grown locally has never been smuggle,
♪ People spout, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪
Dude, our parents seem really bum out.
And hope that he somehow forgive us.
endorse and approved by Santa Claus.
Okay, okay, look, you bust us.
Oh, wow, this smell great!
We're screw, you guys.
and drinking‐relate accidents occur?
endorsed and approve by Santa Claus.
Sorry, everyone. I've been shut down until the new year.
It's Christmas, damn it! What are we suppose to drink?!
You people realize that tomorrow is Christmas Eve!?
The trash. We must have throw it in the trash.
I guess maybe now I'm losing my Christmas spirit.
Yeah. What the hell happen?
I guess maybe now I'm losing my Christmas spirit.
and it's barely enough for my drive home.
And hope that he somehow forgives us.
It has to be here somewhere.
Alright listen, somebody obviously took
but it's really fallen apart lately.
But let's also not forget that, unfortunately,
♪ 'Cause just exactly at 12:00 ♪
And sometimes, we all need a little pick me up,
Tegridy Farms is finally going to make all the money
It's gonna be your birthday soon, Jesus.
I know. I know. I can't print labels fast enough.
It's weird, though.
Are people not liking the Christmas special so far?
I know. I know. I can't print labels fast enough.
Together: Santa!
And there's one thing you have that nobody else does ‐‐
Tegridy Farms' season ended weeks ago.
The ‐‐ The most drunk‐driving accidents than ever be‐‐
[ Excited indistinct conversations ]
You're darn tootin', we do.
You can't expect me to be sober!
All the festive snow you love without that pesky marijuana.
But this is ridiculous.
It's not cut with any nasty chemicals or harmful impurities.
That was wonderful and informative.
♪ All is calm ♪
I got rid of liquor,
[ Excited indistinct conversations ]
it's the season for accidents caused by drunk driving.
It's weird, though.
♪ Silent night ♪
No! I'M not helping you with your stupid blow!
what's left of the Mexican Joker
It's more than okay.
Hold on tight, Towelie. We have to save Christmas.
Tegridy cocaine is smooth, and has a great finish.