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00:22:28
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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The first bugbear lashes out at Stan with its broadsword!
just us boys and "Star Trek: Ascendancy."
something skirmish-style, like "Legion" or "Blood & Plunder."
Do you think the PC Babies will see the nuance?
Hey, fella!
she has such a grudge against you but --
from the physical and mental anguish
"Nemesis."
with two different faction?
to address real tran issues.
Any words for the challenger, Ms. Woman?
You see, people don't look up to loser.
that brings thrill and laughter to dozens of boys at our school.
Time to show 'em what real board gamer play!
that brings thrills and laughter to dozens of boys at our school.
But that laughter is being turned into scream
♪ Give it all you got, barely break a sweat ♪
even crapped you out of her vagina.
The first bugbear lash out at Stan with its broadsword!
I shove her because she's your ex boyfriend
as girls constantly invade with their unfairness.
are leaders who motivate by example.
Dada. I wove you.
and so we're all inspire this woman's competing.
And if you dare call me a transphobe again,
even crap you out of her vagina.
Please don't let outdated school policies destroy it."
Get out there and get involve in school sports and clubs.
And I yell, "For Waterdeep"! And I kick it in the balls!
They realize that raising a gender-based issue of strength
Yeah, but I bet you can't beat Tammy at "War of the Ring."
Since they were born, we've taught them to accept
I didn't even know people like that exist.
I may identify as a woman now, but I grew up a boy
and most of our miniatures gaming happen in that area.
and beat you at all the board games.
Meticulously going over every detail
♪ Give it all you got, barely break a sweat ♪
second place -- that's pretty damn good.
I'm here to talk to you because, apparently,
and often finishing before they absolutely have to.
Yes. We are all truly inspired.
She's not exactly your average trans athlete.
in some ways that can sometimes make competitions unfair.
When I finally broke up with him,
and I hope I can especially inspire
have you actually ever met Heather Swanson?
See you later kids.
Oh, she's sort of busy right now, Ms. Swanson.
Of course, Ihave the Strong Woman trophy, though.
and often finishing before they absolutely have to.
Back when we were together, he was such an asshole.
Yes, kids. And look who else is here.
two weeks ago.
Yeah who wants unpainted miniatures, right?
Clean fresh air, soothing sounds...
honored to have a motivational speaker.
Congratulations on your shocking success.
How lame is that.
Please welcome the inspiring Heather Swanson.
Okay! Okay! We know -- "Mulan" is outdated
and no other female fighter is as explosive as Heather Swanson.
CARTMAN: It is unfair!
You only won because you dumb girls
♪ Making things fun and gender neutral ♪
I have a lot of incredible trans friends who are athletes,
and they use the rules to, like, make us look stupid.
and you're left to play only solo board games.
Um, listen, guys, I just hope I can make you proud
"I have terminal diabetes.
There are just so many amazing women athletes
You mean like "Nemo's War"? "Nemo's War" is sweet.