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South Park » Season 23 » Basic Cable

00:22:28

Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

58

Words to remember

Nouns

1) fingertip

People got a thousand shows at their fingertip 24/7,
2) fella

Hey, look who's here, fella. It's Sophie.
3) coupler

I've got the static coupler connected to the RF switch!
4) poser

A lot of the guys here are poser, though.
5) crater

that causes a crater on the Earth.
6) splitter

Kurt, you got the cable splitter?
7) spoiler

I hate spoiler!
8) breaker

Let's meet at the breaker between 4:00 and 7:00 p.m.!
9) bro

With my baby girl! She's everything to me, bro!
10) boo

She's my boo! I love her!
11) asshole

You asshole aren't ruining Scott Malkinson's life again!
12) frustration

There's just frustration and anger and pain.
13) crab

So you say that these mutant crab people
14) niche

making little niche programs for everybody.
15) insulation

Let's tear the insulation off the retractile cables!
16) neighbor

The problem is our neighbor.
17) insulin

I have two 16-needle boxes of insulin.
18) anger

There's just frustration and anger and pain.

Verbs

1) swear

♪ I swear that I will mean it♪
2) undo

You got the BT router undo, Dave?
3) mess

Oh, no. Your streaming services are mess up, too?
4) destroy

Streaming services are destroy our town!
5) suppose

What am I suppose to say to her?
6) invite

That Jimmy kid invite me to watch at his house!
7) promise

that Disney movies promise us.
8) blind

[ Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Me with Science" plays ]
9) affect

affect the way my body processes sugar.
10) happen

Oh, what happen to "girls are just like diabetes"?
11) guess

I guess one thing about about me
12) seem

You seem to do alright.
13) wait

doesn't mean you wait until one-fucking-fifty!
14) hear

Never hear of you.
15) understand

I'm taking control, you understand?
16) cause

that cause a crater on the Earth.
17) move

because we have a new student who has just move to town
18) mean

♪ Will you marry me?♪[ Echoing ] It just mean

Adverbs

1) sometime

I was wondering if, maybe sometime,
2) somehow

but somehow I feel like it was my fault.
3) damn

God damn it.[ Doorbell rings ]
4) sometimes

and sometimes I have...[ Sounds fades ]
5) fucking

God fucking damn it.
6) finally

Oh. Well, finally.
7) late

Only 15 minutes late.
8) actually

Yeah, hey. I think we actually have a job.
9) kind

that might be kind of different is that...
10) soon

As soon as she said she watches "Mandalorian,"
11) though

A lot of the guys here are posers, though.
12) fast

Don't worry. I'll be there as fast as I can!
13) together

We could watch it together if you want.
14) else

You and everyone else in this town
15) ever

Haven't you ever heard the other kids say,
16) once

I have to check my blood sugar once in a while,
17) always

You guys always rip on me for having diabetes!
18) never

Never heard of you.

Adjectives

1) retractile

Let's tear the insulation off the retractile cables!
2) supe

it'll have supe diabetes.
3) indistinct

[ Indistinct conversations, shouting ]
4) scholastic

and will be starting her scholastic adventures
5) unbelievable

Unbelievable!
6) mutant

So you say that these mutant crab people
7) stunning

Look at these stunning earrings...
8) weird

You don't think I'm weird and gross?
9) stupid

Yeah. Like stupid dog shit.
10) tall

He was the tall kid that kind of dresses like you?
11) okay

I don't know what's going on!It's gonna be okay!
12) gross

You don't think I'm weird and gross?
13) quiet

Mkay, kids. If we can all be quiet, please.
14) pure

Just pure, simple, basic cable.
15) slow

is because people say our service is slow.
16) static

I've got the static coupler connected to the RF switch!
17) extreme

and shit on a fucking extreme prime.
18) interesting

It's okay. I had an interesting night.

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