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00:11:39
Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke
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The inner machination of my mind are an enigma.
It's the clam burglar!
You're a snail.
Gee, Patrick sure is a heavy sleeper.
or maybe Patrick's a master jewel thief
l like jelly on both sides of my toast.
I've got my secret sock on.
or maybe Patrick's a master jewel thief
I've said the word "fancy" in conversation.
I have soiled our friendship garden.
It's a heavy burden, SpongeBob,
and I'm wearing three pairs of underwear right now. l'm a little on the short side
who keeps his victim' severed heads in a box.
I guess it's not all your fault.
but nobody must know the mystery of the box.
I sleep with my shoe on.
Listen up, SpongeBob "Secret Stealer" Pants!
And my secret Gary's bowl.
who keeps his victims' sever heads in a box.
And he's steal my secret box!
But... we're suppose to be... friends forever.
I promise to respect that.
I never would have guess.
I sleep with my shoes on.
and I'm wear three pairs of underwear right now. l'm a little on the short side
You have cross the line.
I mean, how could you resist
I feel so filthy.
You never told me about your...
who keep his victims' severed heads in a box.
I haven't look inside.
l love my job at The Krusty Krab.
Besides, if I show you what was inside,
You want to hear one of my secrets? Do I?!
It's okay, Patrick, I know all about secrets.
I've got a gazillion secrets.
is secretly telling someone your secret,
Besides, if I showed you what was inside,
But... we're supposed to be... friends forever.
Besides, if I showed you what was inside,
it was just a piece of string all along.
If you ever come near my secret box again,
Gee, Patrick sure is a heavy sleeper.
You never told me about your...
l'll never look at you the same way again, SpongeBob.
Oh, yeah?! Well, I got plenty of secret stuff, too!
Secretly, of course.
Or even worse,
and I'm wearing three pairs of underwear right now.
After all, this is a pretty great secret.
Inside this very box is the most secrety secret
As of right now, this friendship is over!
Come on, just a peek.
I'll slide it back.
Maybe it's the world's only albino jellyfish
l've got an overdue library book.
maybe it's an embarrassing snapshot of me
and prepare for the most unpleasant
in all of Secretdom, and I am its sole witness!
It's okay, Patrick, I know all about secrets.
exciting moments of my life.
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
First, I have to put away my secret box.
It's a heavy burden, SpongeBob,
I've never been late for work.
Nice try, burglar.
Or even worse,
l'm a little on the short side
Okay. Uh... secretly, I'm a little bit naive.
Good old secret box.
and I'll have my own little secret.
l'll never look at you the same way again, SpongeBob.