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00:22:46
Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke
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I don't know about you lubber,
( "Jingle Bells" playing on ukelele )
but any fella who's giving away free stuff
Where's your reindeer and your flying machine?
Just like a genie!
CHRISTMAS CHORUS: ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
His nose was big and he had rosy cheek.
and get that Sandy with a super-sneaky karate move.
Big jerk!
♪ Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree ♪
Mmm, unbaked cookie dough!
He was jolly, and he had a beard.
♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish... ♪
♪ A star on top will complete all the scenery ♪
He probably just stopped for a snack.
She told of toy-making elves and flying reindeer.
With saddle bags full of money!
Hmm, those idiot are going to be up all night
Come on, give it, you birdbrain!
now that we've summon Santa Claus.
PATCHY: And so Sandy wove a magical tale
...and everyone pretend to like the fruitcake.
♪ Even all the trash, on Christmas it smell so sweetly ♪
♪ Go away before I harm you bodily ♪
Stay tune.
I knew you were suppose to have a big one,
♪ Sounds like someone fell my old coral tree ♪
So, I guess there's no fire?
You ate all me cookie dough!
Great, Squidward, you finish.
♪ People seem a little more brotherly ♪
There was a time when no one had even hear
Well, I hope you enjoy SpongeBob's Christmas tale.
where a jolly prowler break into your house
Oh, thank you, Potty.
and leave gifts.
( squawks ) Man overboard?
Let's go waste our time somewhere else.
♪ SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately ♪
He's just running late.
That almost felt good.
♪ Step outside, we've got something for you to see ♪
Think fast, Santa.
Let's go waste our time somewhere else.
This is the greatest gift l have ever gotten.
(sighs) It sure is a magical time of year.
Well, at least it's over.
they didn't always celebrate Christmas in Bikini Bottom.
Ain't you never seen
Oh, not again!
I, too, am also preparing for Christmas.
There's got to be something around here.
Pipe down, Squidward!
There was a time when no one had even heard
Mmm, unbaked cookie dough!
What diabolical act is she committing now?
undersea pressure on my body.
Quiet, infernal bird!
♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
Am I insane?
the gentle folk here in Bikini Bottom.
just so SpongeBob wouldn't be sad.
just because I write them a stupid letter.
Quiet, infernal bird!
This thing's as good as a blank check
"Dear Santa...
Right, too formal.
Warm regards, Santa Claus."
What have I done to poor SpongeBob?
Fat guys get hungry, right?
♪ Not your normal average everyday ♪
Ah, perfect!