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SpongeBob SquarePants » Season 2 » Squirrel Jokes

00:11:28

Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke

474

Words to remember

Nouns

1) vertebra

l mean, we're so dumb, we don't even have a vertebra!
2) ketchup

And what does that make ketchup?
3) waffle

Wa... llet? Watch? Waffles?
4) mop

Mops, mop, mop.
5) shaker

have you ever noticed salt shaker?
6) squirrel

Did you ever notice how big squirrel' teeth are?
7) sponge

is a sponge!
8) flea

I guess flea need a home, too.
9) slice

you chop them up into slice, but...
10) creature

How could a creature
11) tooth

Did you ever notice how big squirrels' teeth are?
12) fin

KRABS: Put your fin together for SpongeBob SquarePants!
13) genius

I'm glad that Sandy can finally see the genius of my comedy.
14) fur

And what's up with that squirrel fur?
15) vegetable

What are they, vegetable or...
16) fork

FISH: Forks?! Come on!
17) dirt

if you spent three months buried in dirt.
18) pie

and get right to the part where I throw pie at you.

Verbs

1) chop

you chop them up into slices, but...
2) knock

You really knock them out!
3) smell

What smell rotten
4) throw

and get right to the part where I throw pies at you.
5) warm

I got 'em all warm up for you.
6) spread

but it sure is spread like one.
7) spend

if you spent three months buried in dirt.
8) guess

I guess fleas need a home, too.
9) hear

I guess you hear that one.
10) understand

l understand exactly what's going on, SpongeBob.
11) thank

Thank you, you're too kind.
12) mean

I mean, you fill them up every night at closing
13) remember

But clap slow, because remember, she's a squirrel!
14) feel

Sandy, are you feel all right?
15) notice

have you ever notice salt shakers?
16) put

and put people to sleep?
17) run

Well, on my way over here, l ran into a squirrel.
18) start

SPONGEBOB: And don't even get me start on starfish!

Adverbs

1) squirrely

♪ Squirrely, squirrely, squirrely, squirrel. ♪
2) darn

Because they're so darn stupid!
3) exactly

l understand exactly what's going on, SpongeBob.
4) finally

I'm glad that Sandy can finally see the genius of my comedy.
5) later

I knew sooner or later, you'd understand.
6) together

KRABS: Put your fins together for SpongeBob SquarePants!
7) ever

have you ever noticed salt shakers?
8) sure

but it sure is spreading like one.
9) least

Well, at least I don't have to clean up my act!
10) once

We all gotta laugh at ourselves once in a while.
11) never

I never thought I could be a headliner!
12) again

I think I'll do this joke night again
13) too

I guess fleas need a home, too.
14) around

He's fooling around.
15) much

Thank you, thank you very much.
16) even

You even done got me a vase.
17) right

Am I right?
18) where

and get right to the part where I throw pies at you.

Adjectives

1) squirrely

♪ Squirrely, squirrely, squirrely, squirrel. ♪
2) indiscernible

the indiscernible Doogie Williams!
3) noxious

Um, noxious gas?
4) rotten

What smells rotten
5) dumb

( gurgling ): Sandy! Dumb, dumb, dumb.
6) spectacular

Ah... another spectacular performance, SpongeBob.
7) stupid

Because they're so darn stupid!
8) fantastic

That was fantastic, boy!
9) sensitive

I was being a little too sensitive.
10) warm

Now, please give a warm welcome to our first comic,
11) slow

But clap slow, because remember, she's a squirrel!
12) smart

you're the smart one at Bikini Bottom.
13) serious

SpongeBob, this is serious.
14) kind

Thank you, you're too kind.
15) bad

who spends so much time in the water smell so bad?
16) cheap

They're so cheap, they can't even pay attention!
17) hard

No hard feelings.
18) different

people have been treating me different.

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