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00:21:12
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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into plowshare."
The whole megillah is a big tzimmes.
Actually, I'm a hallucination caused by cell death
You can pop pain pills like cran-raisins
LOVEJOY: Ned? Agnes?
like a caveman! (grunting)
♪ Watch Homer snooze as he still chews ♪
(Helen gasps, glass shatters, mouse squeak)
Timothy, admit it. You're in a slump.
(dogs barking, sleigh bells jingling)
SINGERS: ♪ What will he do, pull up a pew ♪ (snoring)
Sweetie, I know you're reaching out.
with Sancerre and acetaminophen.
Regular morphine doesn't work on me anymore.
(groans) I've been directing Christmas pageant for 30 years.
I've got a tummy ache.
are in at the dealership.
It's actually a pretty complicated rig.
(Helen gasps, glass shatter, mouse squeaks)
♪ Reconciled with his daughter ♪
♪ Watch Homer snooze as he still chew ♪
It's that sometimes when you speak, my mind wander,
I usually curl up with a good bookmaker, and...
I had you peg for a closer, Tim.
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but the river's frozen.
What kind of a screw-up kid are you?
♪ They pray, they pray ♪
and he never shut his eyes.
Hey, it was suppose to come with a side of camel.
♪ Here's the good news, butt in the pews ♪
I'm pull up duct tape myself,
As Mazda teach us...
You've caught a drowning man!
("Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" resume playing)
And now please silently reflect
And now please silently reflect
Look, Dad, I can skate backwards!
And I'll bet it's environmentally conscious.
According to a book sold separately,
How many souls have you personally converted
Slow down.
SOPHIE (crying): Just leave me alone.
It's that sometimes when you speak, my mind wanders,
Finally.
Especially one who just bought a house.
♪ Our show is almost done ♪
Actually, Parson, we all have the same boss.
Seems kind of meshugana.
uh, how's your act coming along?
Fine, we'll just motion-capture her in later.
Dad, you don't have to be sort of funny with me.
And it is his will that we come together here for...
Usually, the Fourth Sunday of Advent is packed.
Krusty, here's your bacon, lobster and tref sandwich.
He can't beat the supe team of Santa, Jack Frost,
in your suffocating brain.
the Abominable Snowman and Wayne Gretzky.
upon the wholesome new teachings of Itchy and Scratchy.
We've got a very uplifting show today.
Welcome to the Krusty the Clown Sober Contemplation Hour.
♪ It's looking grim for Reverend Tim ♪
other invasive dolls: Narc In The Park,
get with the pagan agenda.
A very merry Christmas,
("Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" instrumental playing)
Our home isn't fancy, but we'd love to set a place
How can you ignore the sacred traditions
seemed more desperate than hip. I'm serious.
a divine intervention.
I'm not going to ask him anything, he's drunk.
Be careful of the current.