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00:21:37
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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WILLIE: Into the crapper you go, useless froggy garbage.
I was driving my daughter from her falconry tournament
that comes from wad riffling.
I just have light-up sneaker.
You are scum, sir!
Okay, but surely his portrayal
It's been a Simpson heirloom
How about I give you a trophy that says "Best Pawn Shop"?
Sweetie, your grampa's on the phone.
From the Springfield Elementary Afterschool Happy Hamsters,
♪ Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, die ♪
By examining my specimen's natty dread,
Bart, where's the fob?
Because you're a champion sleeper.
for any accomplishment.
That's an insult.
Why does the word "of" sometimes count in the acronym
Positive reinforcement.
Well, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were obsess
As we speak, my body is about to be dissect
a generation of soft, entitle narcissists,
I deduce that she had an affinity for fruit flies.
I weep for this country.
I warn you, too much praise creates millennials--
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ever since it was stolen off a dead body at Gettysburg.
Get Rid of Idiotic Trophies.
I blame "so-key-ity." What?!
But, boy, who screw you up?
(sighs) Son, I found something that belong to you.
Lisa, are you suggesting we engage in excellence bias?
A gift that restore a child's faith in himself.
How am I suppose to stay silent
Oh, he's just repeat what he heard as a boy from me.
You've shower him with praise,
But no matter how many strangles he patent,
Besides, I'm tired of Springfield missing out
is only partly based on me.
But, unfortunately, Dr. Freud,
Exactly! If you want to protect your head,
Why does the word "of" sometimes count in the acronym
But I finally have my father's watch!
Instead of showering your kids with gifts,
the Philadelphia 76ers select Ralph Wiggum, power forward.
If you actually win them, like I did.
comes along with a whole new theory on self-esteem?
that couldn't be further from the truth, Doctor.
Boy, did you glue this trophy together with bubblegum?
as he is at everything else,
♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
At least this Scottish groundskeeper
This is a once-in-a-lifetime face-rubbing-in.
Bart will always be a screw-up.
but if you don't try hard in school,
Get Rid of Idiotic Trophies.
of just handing out unearned statues?
Our family's most prized possession:
will give your remains a respectful burial.
Most were unaware of the situation.
Likely because of his traumatic relationship
Why do you always have to make trouble, ya wee harpy?
Passing a beloved heirloom from grandfather to grandson.
WILLIE: Into the crapper you go, useless froggy garbage.
Oh, I was an awful father, just like my old man.
Yes, very... very impressive.
over the years, are born of a desperate need for approval
♪ Try to believe, though the going gets rough ♪
How am I supposed to stay silent
And have you ever heard that sound he makes when he's sad?
Nothing but a genuine Trophyland trophy says
♪ That you got to hang tough to make it ♪
(chuckles) These stupid, loving parents will buy trophies