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00:22:43
Christopher McCulloch, James Urbaniak, Doc Hammer
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Will you zip me up? You kicked my moppet out.
Where do you even buy a baby blue kerchief?
Dr. Venture's, like, easy pickings now.
- Why would you do this? - What, be a henchman?
Revenge, like gazpacho soup...
I got an orange and a bag of carob pretzels.
and then The Monarch was going to tie you to this huge bug zapper thing.
Weep the tears of damnation!
And I am Dr. Orpheus, master necromancer!
this insane grudge you have with Dr. Venture once and for all!
Yeah! Slumber party!
in a tight camisole with a naked guy tattooed on my arm!
Gee, thanks. Look, I keep coming home with welt on my neck...
Can we take him in the back and kill him with a shovel or something?
I ended up with a raging case of crotch crickets.
But in the meanwhile, what say you gent to...
from that Wizard of Booze, we went in there. Stand by.
Sweetie, it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.
I seduce you, turn you into a butterfly...
- Maybe if we beg for mercy. - God, let him.
I can't thank you jerk enough.
No way! Dr. Venture is my sworn enemy!
Mind you, we were wicked toast by this point...
It matters not that you were dump.
OK. We get it. We screw up.
but being a magic super hero that keeps chasing the same guy?
Will you shut up and listen to your leader?!
It's not finished. Supposed to be Icarus. You know, from the Led...
Will you zip me up? You kick my moppets out.
You surprise me, Limb.
he was throw up artificial cherry-flavored vomit.
I bet I know what I'd like to do.
You dicks! I promise her!
You're lucky I don't kill you right here after what you pull in Berlin.
What? You catch more flies with honey.
and so we decide to pick up a case and hit the tenderloin.
on a meticulously manicured lawn, you know.
Came stag, friend. This big ol' rig takes up two seats.
Those clean nicely with a damp cloth.
like, three times a week and it's going nowhere!
I can barely get my hands around them.
There is cosmic peril somewhere.
Apparently, you lost your hearing as well as your arms.
And I put two and two together, and that equals forever.
They're exactly the same size.
So, you and Manwich are finally tying the knot, huh?
Nah, I don't think... Holy moly! That guy is almost a truck!
You're actually talking to me? Truth.
That must kind of... suck.
And I'm like, "Yeah, you want to see inside?"
- Brock Samson, it's been a while. - Not long enough.
Well, if we practiced more often than once a month...
You two were in prison together, were you not?
You're not gonna bad touch me, are you?
but being a magic supe hero that keeps chasing the same guy?
How can you play with a disembodied head?
Fine, I'll do it. No more arching Dr. Venture.
take Mr. The Monarch to be your lawfully wedded husband?
In your dreams, macho man.
- Are you riding your menstrual cycle? - No! What are you getting at?
Does anybody else feel even slightly embarrassed here?
I ended up with a raging case of crotch crickets.
Those clean nicely with a damp cloth.
Anything else on that magic and probably moist list of yours?
- Probably still half a dude. - Hell-o, jealous much?
Now there were, of course, the predictable casualties.
is starting to get Phantom Limb a wee bit suspicious.
is starting to get Phantom Limb a wee bit suspicious.
Yeah! Retardo costume, some skinny guy yelling at you all the time...
or I will destroy your ridiculous cocoon...
this insane grudge you have with Dr. Venture once and for all!
Look, don't think I'm not impressed. I am. That isn't what this is about.