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00:23:03
Christopher McCulloch, James Urbaniak, Doc Hammer
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Well, I snagged a planeload of them last time we were down in Bolivia.
Well, after that rigmarole I could use a night cap.
You know, jazz up the rumpus room a bit.
- What the hell are you doing? - The monthly head lice check.
hauls off and smacks me in the head with a papier mâché sword...
Can you keep your head when confronted with mind-blowing weirdness?
You lost your virginity at 14, have one brother and you enjoy motocross.
Brock, which of these looks better the velour or the Italian knit?
Your improvisation was excellent, but we're not up to weapons training yet.
From what? Bed bugs and tummy ache?
- An assassin? - No.
From what? Bed bugs and tummy aches?
- Nice bod. - Thanks.
Don't they know there's a gas crunch on? Look at the size of you.
monkey, tiger, snake, leopard. These are called "the maimers."
The damn thing was already dead when the crate finally showed up.
- Hank, hey pal, I forgot to tell you... - Is that Brock? Let me speak to him.
- He's a jerk. - Yes, Hank, he is.
It's time. You better skedaddle, this might get hairy.
Get this, I'm working in the lab, and Hank sleepwalk in...
Not before he kidnap the enemy's top plastic surgeon though.
Well, I snag a planeload of them last time we were down in Bolivia.
He was spotted in Geneva but he vanish before we could bring him in.
My pants are haunt! My pants are haunt!
hauls off and smack me in the head with a papier mâché sword...
haul off and smacks me in the head with a papier mâché sword...
The years of secrets and lies, of living with constant danger of being expose.
"borrow" his Sunday paper, which means, that's right...
But you neglect to tell me this compound...
I intend to.
Well, what say we get you settle in?
you'll belong in the elite agency that's been defend this country...
pee his pants and passes out.
And I don't mean the one you just kick my teeth in with, I mean earlier.
The years of secrets and lie, of living with constant danger of being exposed.
I doubt you'll need that, though. OK, you're good. Dean?
Not technically a woman in that regard, so you got no beef there. Also, fictitious.
Our guess is Colonel Gathers is still somewhere in that vicinity.
Before he has time to change his identity and disappear forever.
Normally I just come over and take care of this on the 25th...
You just haven't been properly motivated.
And I don't mean the one you just kicked my teeth in with, I mean earlier.
Perhaps you'll find him on this mission.
Dean, Dean, I sometimes forget you're younger than me.
It took a real woman to finally show me that these girls...
Would you mind? I only allow Brock to smoke outside or in the hangar.
It's like he's actually enjoying this.
I'm kind of in the middle of something here, Mo.
That's me. Later, Doc. Later, boys. You take care of them, Mo.
I doubt you'll need that, though. OK, you're good. Dean?
Your father will never let us be together.
That's nice. Play pirates somewhere else, boy, your father's busy.
48 hours ago he went A.W.O. L...
He was the second-closest thing to a father I ever had.
from the hostage's subcutaneous homing chip.
What? No, you don't! What do you want from me? Who sent you, you bastard?
No, no, it sounds delightful! I'll get the glasses.
Gay, gay, useless, never use them...
Checking up on us? Well, don't you worry your pretty blond head about me.
So easy to lose track of matters temporal in my vocation.
You just haven't been properly motivated.
since the second American Revolution. The invisible one.
Sudden drop in blood pressure, he's only passed out.
fine athletes and easy on the eye both, were but the mere crushes of a boy.
You'd be surprised how many enemies Dr. Venture has.
The damn thing was already dead when the crate finally showed up.
Incredible!
You seem a little weird. Are you guys OK?
you'll belong in the elite agency that's been defending this country...
Smokes. These I can use! Do they do anything stupid?
Not before he kidnapped the enemy's top plastic surgeon though.
Brock, which of these looks better the velour or the Italian knit?