Name: Twenty Years to Midnight
Released: 2019-05-06
Cast: Christopher McCulloch, James Urbaniak, Doc Hammer

1) sass

You were a daydreamer, a sass mouth, and not infrequently, a bit of a giggle puss.
2) amphetamine

Somehow I doubt 20 years of amphetamine and failure...
3) fella

Anyhoo, I wakes up one day and there's this little fella standing there...
4) invader

Space Invaders! He's got Space Invaders in the lounge!
5) smack

"Colonel Gentleman's Hollywood actresses who need a smack in the mouth."
6) lad

"Toys Colonel Gentleman wishes he had when he was a lad."
7) affection

We need real human affection.
8) halt

Halt! Identify yourself.
9) nonsense

Stop that nonsense. I'll send a man out.
10) vest

'Cause who can't use another sweater vest?
11) sweater

'Cause who can't use another sweater vest?
12) burst

Perhaps a pill or a burst of Gamma radiation or...
13) phantom

- It's grandpa! He's alive! - And trapped in the phantom zone.
14) dude

- Ice cream! - No, dude. Wait.
15) nerve

and make him dance like a marionette with his own optic nerve.
16) actress

"Colonel Gentleman's Hollywood actress who need a smack in the mouth."
17) fate

But they also told me that the fate of the planet...
18) crap

Holy crap!

1) invent

But they weren't invent yet.
2) choke

That part always choke me up.
3) scatter

That's why I've scatter the main components...
4) assemble

Once assemble, the device must be activated at precisely midnight...
5) haul

Great. So we haul ass all over the world, almost got ourselves killed...
6) appoint

I'm an alien sent here at this appoint time to kill that guy...
7) warn

They warn me that mankind was still too immature to be trusted with it.
8) activate

hinged upon my machine being activate once.
9) smell

Turn it up. I smell money.
10) crap

Look at you! You practically crap your pants.
11) trap

- It's grandpa! He's alive! - And trap in the phantom zone.
12) destroy

because he would have destroy all life as you know it.
13) translate

Well, after ten long years, I finally translate the broadcasts.
14) shut

- I guess. - And that big guy finally shut up.
15) suppose

We're suppose to stay on the...
16) invite

Who invite you?! Just lend us the damn boat for a few hours!
17) wash

with every wash-up scientist who blows through town.
18) wake

Anyhoo, I wake up one day and there's this little fella standing there...

1) infrequently

You were a daydreamer, a sass mouth, and not infrequently, a bit of a giggle puss.
2) overboard

Man overboard!
3) technologically

and allegedly the most technologically advanced skyscraper in the nation.
4) practically

Look at you! You practically crapped your pants.
5) incredibly

Step back! I have traveled from an incredibly distant star...
6) nowhere

There! That would've been better? If I'd shown up like that out of nowhere?!
7) precisely

Once assembled, the device must be activated at precisely midnight...
8) somehow

Somehow I doubt 20 years of amphetamines and failure...
9) somewhere

Somewhere in that foundation is the last piece of my father's little puzzle.
10) personally

A message from far across time and space, addressed to me personally.
11) alone

You can't do this alone, Rust.
12) perhaps

Yes, yes. Perhaps the fresh air will...
13) finally

Well, after ten long years, I finally translated the broadcasts.
14) almost

Wake up! We're almost there.
15) kind

What the... were you thinking? What kind of... up planet are you from...
16) later

Skip ahead. Maybe later he talks about grandpa's thing.
17) far

A message from far across time and space, addressed to me personally.
18) together

And we worked together, like a family.

1) supe

and leave the heavy thinking to the supe scientist?
2) bearable

The only thing that made my life bearable, was the hope that someday...
3) intolerable

Of all the intolerable bug-a-boos!
4) futile

- Do something? - Whispering is futile!
5) retarded

He's retarded, Sally. You've seen Of Mice and Men.
6) unanswered

There's so much I want to ask you, so many unanswered questions.
7) imaginary

"Colonel Gentleman's good names for an imaginary friend."
8) ridiculous

- Cool guys? - It's way too tight. You look ridiculous.
9) optic

and make him dance like a marionette with his own optic nerves.
10) distant

Step back! I have traveled from an incredibly distant star...
11) grave

What I have to tell you is a matter of the grave importance, Rusty.
12) fancy

- They always tie you up. - Well, fancy schmancy!
13) fake

You try finding a job with nothing on your resume but fake ghost pirate.
14) damn

Who invited you?! Just lend us the damn boat for a few hours!
15) weird

That was a weird one.
16) visible

And you're visible. What's this really about?
17) alive

- It's grandpa! He's alive! - And trapped in the phantom zone.
18) quiet

Quiet. I'm trying to have a family moment here.

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