Name: The Glamorous Life
Released: 2017-12-16
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) fistfight

If I hadn't gotten in a fistfight with your lover. This is the thanks I get? I have bent over backwards
2) stank

Stink, stank, stunk.
3) lackey

The lackey' 50th anniversary party.
4) plunder

And please leave your plunder behind.
5) orson

And orson expressed his feelings. Please!
6) macaroni

Well, you think she can handle it? We glue macaroni to shoeboxes.
7) bagel

Last mother's day, you threw me a bagel
8) fluff

They're gonna do what they're gonna do. So we say nothing and just fluff their pillows?
9) genitals

Just a couple of teenagers alone with their genitals?
10) crouch

Young, pretty, able to crouch for hours behind a bush,
11) niece

So we catch her son on top of our niece,
12) broom

And put a broom through his spokes.
13) coward

It's sort of the coward's way out.
14) stripper

With letting a stripper live with us?
15) liar

What? Liar! You said you've seen seals playing horns
16) brunch

We've got brunch with my family.
17) angie

But like angie said, nature's gonna take its course.
18) flaw

Because you hate it when someone points out your flaw. (gasps)

1) dabble

Well, I dabble in college.
2) burp

From a woman who burp during her death scene.
3) candi

My old role model was candi, down at the club,
4) orson

(mary alice) orson hodge was smiling again,
5) defer

A lot of the ugly stuff I defer to you.
6) grind

Things grind to a halt. Because I got news for you--
7) scare

Jeez, you scare the crap out of me.
8) bore

Well, being bore to death wasn't how I was planning to go,
9) knock

If he knock ana up,
10) settle

But lately, an odd tranquility had settle over orson,
11) lean

Tom lean over and says, "sorry. Uh, no big deal.
12) admit

(whispering) admit it. You just have a problem with her
13) bend

If I hadn't gotten in a fistfight with your lover. This is the thanks I get? I have bent over backwards
14) quit

It's never too late to change your life, so I quit double d's. (chuckles) you did?
15) suppose

So what am I suppose to do?
16) realize

Don't you realize you're taking advantage
17) throw

Last mother's day, you threw me a bagel
18) bet

Yeah, I bet you do. Well, don't you?

1) perchance

Fluvia perchance is angry.
2) candi

Well, I will, uh, try to do candi proud.
3) aggressively

Your performance was aggressively bad.
4) terribly

And his wife had the feeling something was terribly wrong.
5) backstage

You did? Well, why didn't you come backstage and say hello?
6) emotionally

Of a man who is emotionally distraught?
7) backwards

If I hadn't gotten in a fistfight with your lover. This is the thanks I get? I have bent over backwards
8) sadly

Sadly, she was right.
9) literally

Literally and figuratively.
10) solely

My wife stays with me solely out of obligation.
11) ultimately

Ultimately, it doesn't matter.
12) regardless

Well, regardless, you're going.
13) obviously

This is obviously the depression talking.
14) apparently

Apparently there was a boob job and a bad relationship
15) unfortunately

I, unfortunately, don't have
16) absolutely

Of someone with absolutely no self-awareness.
17) previously

Previously on...
18) exactly

That's exactly what you're supposed to do.

1) unloved

A lot of us feel unloved after something like this happens.
2) wedded

A speech about the joys of wedded bliss?
3) distraught

Of a man who is emotionally distraught?
4) smitten

M.j. Is so smitten with her.
5) incandescent

They found my cleopatra "incandescent."
6) affluent

Of our more affluent parent donors?
7) sentimental

♪ for sentimental reasons ♪
8) accustomed

Bree hodge had grown accustomed
9) scarce

If the scarce-bearded caesar
10) supportive

Dr. Graham's been so supportive of us.
11) awful

Who do you think's gonna end up raising the kid? (sighs) god, that would be awful.
12) upset

I'm feeling a little upset right now.
13) unexpected

She had grown used to his unexpected rage...
14) sudden

His sudden anguish...
15) decent

And to rent a decent-size apartment... (check rips)
16) bare

With my bare hands... Because they're not gonna listen to reason.
17) loud

It was so loud, I made them shut the door.
18) drunk

But at least we were drunk for that. Mm. (chuckles)

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