Name: Everybody Ought to Have a Maid
Released: 2017-12-16
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) tranquilizer

(gasps) I've gotta get my tranquilizer gun.
2) knucklehead

These two knucklehead decided to slide down the staircase.
3) tonsil

Uh, what is she patrolling for? His tonsil?
4) perv

A neighbor was suspected. Everybody thinks I'm the perv who attacked julie.
5) ganja

Thinks anyone who talks like this must have ganja to sell.
6) omelet

And let me make you a nice salad or an omelet?
7) carelessness

Considering your carelessness almost killed my daughter.
8) pretzel

Really? Well, you sure put that pretzel vendor in his place.
9) alibi

You'll give me a match and an alibi. Honey, let her have her lies. Let her plot.
10) spatula

We don't need to use that spatula anymore!
11) disdain

Your disdain was perfectly clear from the look you gave me.
12) geranium

They're gonna take better care of geranium?
13) someplace

Is there someplace we can go where we can talk?
14) bandage

With a bandage on your shoulder for a few days--
15) irma

So you picked irma pritchet? Her son is in a nursing home.
16) accusation

Okay, I just shot you. Let's not be throwing accusation around. It looks like it just grazed your shoulder.
17) posse

Laura and her stuck-up posse
18) bedside

The bedside lamp.

1) sulk

But when I pay, he sulk. He says I'm "keeping" him.
2) startle

I was so startle, I didn't know what to say.
3) sneer

Now they just sneer right in your face.
4) graze

Okay, I just shot you. Let's not be throwing accusations around. It looks like it just graze your shoulder.
5) greet

She was greet by children who came with signs...
6) impress

Well, I doubt this woman would've been impress.
7) beg

I've beg him for a divorce, but he won't let me go.
8) swear

You screw me on this, and I swear,
9) whip

Well, you should've whip out
10) peg

(dialing telephone) huh. I never peg susan as a gun owner.
11) freak

She's okay, but she's--she's freak out.
12) deserve

And you deserve to have your wife respect you.
13) patrol

Uh, what is she patrol for? His tonsils?
14) assign

You didn't have an assign shift. Tom scavo had to study. He asked me to fill in!
15) scratch

She intentionally scratch my car.
16) screw

You screw me on this, and I swear,
17) argue

Hey, that night we argue,
18) fold

My laundry is clean, fold and put away, you loon.

1) intentionally

She intentionally scratched my car.
2) practically

I'm practically his prisoner. Your husband's a good man.
3) differently

You'd see me very differently.
4) perfectly

Your disdain was perfectly clear from the look you gave me.
5) besides

Mm-hmm, and besides, you walk around
6) somewhere

Oh, my wallet's here somewhere.
7) okay

Everything okay out here?
8) apart

That everything could suddenly fall apart.
9) previously

Previously on...
10) exactly

And your act isn't exactly zingin' the kids. Hey, I killed at your other kid's party.
11) alone

(whispers) and I don't want to be alone tonight. (whispers) neither do I.
12) perhaps

Perhaps we should unload this before someone else gets hurt.
13) finally

But what happens when we finally stop for a moment
14) almost

Considering your carelessness almost killed my daughter.
15) outside

He's on a job. What's going on? Somebody is outside.
16) soon

Fine. Soon as I hang this birdhouse.
17) along

These flower boxes are really coming along.
18) enough

Wasn't good enough for me.

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