Name: Epiphany
Released: 2017-12-16
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) eclair

Oh, my god. Are those eclair?
2) spender

Oh, big spender. (chuckles)
3) charade

It was during a Friday night game of charade
4) macaroni

Well, it's nothing special, just macaroni and cheese.
5) madman

There is obviously a madman on the loose. Hey!
6) brownie

Adding a double chocolate brownie to my order.
7) moron

What are you doing? What do you think I'm doing, you moron? I'm calling the police!
8) tramp

Uh, "tramp and the lady"? No. No, "my fair lady"!
9) booze

I know you've been stealing my booze.
10) bathtub

And that big beautiful bathtub upstairs
11) aisle

I don't know if I'm gonna make it down the aisle.
12) gesture

It was a lovely gesture.
13) mover

Because I'm waiting for the freaking mover!
14) affection

What I didn't realize is that the object of his affection
15) bastard

I know you hid it, you little bastard. Hey.
16) gardener

You're not the woman who has sex with her gardener, are you?
17) hank

Maybe hank will reconsider.
18) freak

Nerdy freak wants to date popular cheerleader?

1) crinkle

(bills crinkle, dog barking in distance)
2) kidnap

Uh, but then this madman kidnap m.j.,
3) harass

I didn't say that. You just said he is harass some girl he has no chance with.
4) unpack

Great! Although, you are the one who unpack the pots and pans,
5) swear

Never again. I swear.
6) vest

By the power vest in me,
7) knock

I knock. No one answered. So I came through the window.
8) steal

I know you've been steal my booze.
9) smell

They just smell so good. No, I mean the wedding.
10) laugh

And I definitely wouldn't have laugh at you.
11) suppose

I'm not suppose to open the door.
12) divorce

Uh, but he divorce you.
13) ignore

He has no one in his life. His mother totally ignore him.
14) murder

Strangled or murder.
15) promise

I promise, I won't defend him.
16) strike

It struck again... (gasps and chokes)
17) treat

Who isn't treat as well as he should be.
18) doubt

Besides, I doubt this town even has a spa.

1) sadly

Sadly, the answer...
2) besides

Besides, I doubt this town even has a spa.
3) obviously

There is obviously a madman on the loose. Hey!
4) definitely

And I definitely wouldn't have laughed at you.
5) forever

And you are staying here forever.
6) eventually

And then eventually,
7) indeed

And that's a very good question, indeed.
8) previously

Previously on...
9) exactly

Eddie, where exactly is your mother?
10) earlier

Okay, maybe I was a little rude earlier.
11) alone

I don't want to be alone. (car door shuts, engine starts)
12) instead

But found the truth instead.
13) almost

Okay, you almost got me.
14) actually

Here in america, we actually get divorced
15) soon

Soon everyone in town would be asking,
16) enough

And say things like, "hot enough for you?" (scoffs)
17) later

Or do you want me to come back later to talk to her?
18) half

(siren wailing in distance) yes. It's half up front and half after.

1) infuriating

Yeah. That barbara is an infuriating woman.
2) livid

No. Tom, no. I am livid at us--
3) nerdy

Nerdy freak wants to date popular cheerleader?
4) bloated

Bloated. Swollen. Huge.
5) freaking

Because I'm waiting for the freaking movers!
6) unattended

Her 4-year-old child who she left at her home, unattended. You got a kid?
7) insignificant

This was done by some weak, insignificant piece of garbage
8) ashamed

And then acts all ashamed when I call him on it.
9) thrilled

Oh, who is mocking? I am thrilled.
10) drunken

But we all know the woman is a drunken nightmare.
11) divorced

Here in america, we actually get divorced
12) ridiculous

Oh, don't be ridiculous.
13) rude

Okay, maybe I was a little rude earlier.
14) bored

Carlos, I'm bored.
15) upset

Look... You're upset.
16) deaf

Would be blind, deaf or inflatable.
17) loud

There are people on fire who are not as loud as she is.
18) weird

That you can be friends with. Well, they're all so weird.

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