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00:22:07
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
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I just ate a bag of cheese boodle
Halt! You interloper are trespassing
I shall increase my enchant-elligence.
Dipper, stop!
under this tunic. Oh, no, there isn't.
Ogre-nado. It is what it sounds like.
Hey, a gambler never reveals his secrets.
Well, I'm off to lay siege to a goblin fortress.
An inter-dimensional rift.
He's magic, sweetie. I'm sure he's fine.
These orbs relate directly to the amount of power quadrant
- Available wherever dope games are sold. - Peace!
And then we ride unicorn?
Who stole my bread loaf?
Besides, only a game designed by nerd
It is where a passionate brethren of craftsmen
These orb relate directly to the amount of power quadrants
that your tem has dominion over,
Princess Unattainabelle beckon you.
When I subtract your brain from your skull,
These things are outlaw in 9,000 dimensions.
I predict that, like, a year ago.
Who stole my bread loaf?
You dare challenge Probabilitizzle?
He can only be defeat by rolling a perfect 38.
That is so mess up.
Hey, a gambler never reveal his secrets.
These orbs relate directly to the amount of power quadrants
Then if I drag it here, and then a plus-three--
- You belong up here with me and Mabel. - Yeah!
almost destroy the universe,
Of course. I'm so invest in the life of these characters.
Hey, I thought they ban this character.
This game involve math, but also risk and imagination.
when we learned Duck-tective was shot.
but he's better than I imagine.
Thankfully, you missed the period
where nothing interesting happens whatsoever.
but it's incredibly dangerous.
- Available wherever dope games are sold. - Peace!
Besides, the season finale of Duck-tective is Friday.
And possibly that hot elf,
You asked me earlier
And if you two wanna hang out sometimes,
Yeah, it's nice to finally have a day
almost destroyed the universe,
that if you joined us, you might actually have fun?
He had a twin brother all along?
You guys just aren't smart enough to understand it.
My work is far too dangerous for a single living soul
And they are adorable together.
I predicted that, like, a year ago.
Listen, Stanley, did it ever occur to you
Come on, Mabel. I need at least two people to play.
Don't mock our fantastical monetary system.
You already got it for world's nerdiest old man.
You've been saying dork words for hours.
And they are adorable together.
which is inverse to the anti-quadrants
and that hot elf looks promising.
All of your smarts are no match for dumb luck.
epic wizard quest.
Infinite sides means infinite outcomes.
Foam & Cardboard Legitimate Outdoor Role Playing.
Don't mock our fantastical monetary system.
out of spare taxidermy parts.
These fairy bites are getting more frequent.
That's why I have to keep it in this protective cheap plastic case.
On the dark, weird road I travel,
- [bleats] - And this is sad.
That's why I was mad at Stan for using it.
My brother is a dangerous know-it-all