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00:22:07
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
1983
Just doing my job, hambone!
that attained sentience and went crazy.
9 out of 10 basement dweller recommend!"
When the cherry petal of magic romance academy
to get a nugget from Old Goldie?
beep-boop, you know.
Braces, brace caught in the screen door!
I'm gonna get that badger!
Ah, a new challenger approaches,
I wore my motivational sweater and everything.
Doo doo doo...
I ate the decorational bamboo in a Chinese restaurant.
Your cousin Reggie is having an engagement party
Who wants to hear Hoo-Ha the owl!
Ah, my purse.
I'll see you dude tomorrow!
Tossing away garbage
The programmer tried to delete me.
Ah, but what if I embarrass myself again?
before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels.
I got a big problem, guys, I am being stalk by Giffany.
Someone dictate my will!
Who wants to get badger?
that attain sentience and went crazy.
I don't know why anyone abandon it.
I'll be back, I swear.
Its face remind everyone of the inevitability of death.
I would like to see you settle
Ah. I mess up.
You belong on me, Out of Order sign.
Wait, wait. Reggie is engage?
We're suppose to help him with matchmaking today.
Well, I sort of promise my grandma
Just remember what your love crew taught you!
On three, we split.
Braces, braces caught in the screen door!
walking backwards?
I should show you sometime.
This is literally too dumb for me to care about.
"Virtually improve your dating skills,
Besides, we had a deal.
So that's basically my entire life story.
forever!
Uh, could you sit tight?
Exactly!
Sometimes, a man has to steal an animatronic badger
Finally, my prayers for a chance
it's almost like you're actually alive!
But I've never actually been on a date before.
I'll see you later, Giffany.
Well, I sort of promised my grandma
Not you though!
far away from all electronics and people?
They grow up so fast.
Her dad is an octopus man.
I'll get your orthopedic back pillow.
Think about it, real girls are unpredictable,
Maybe having a cursed robo girlfriend
Oh, man, I am so relieved to see you!
at the bingo hall so jealous.
She's predictable!
I wore my motivational sweater and everything.
Of course, I'm programmed to find
You are spitting an awful lot.
This is literally too dumb for me to care about.
You're a sweet guy with a steady job
Oh, that got intense.
All right, Stan, this is weird even for you,
I've got to be careful this time.
Dude, that's awesome that you're a grown man
Soos, are you okay?
it's almost like you're actually alive!