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00:22:07
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
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I've got, like, a jillion questions.
How do we know they're not the shapeshifter?
DIPPER: Huh. Yeah.
Winky frown?
Help! My Mummy's A Werewolf!
Razzle dazzle!
That six-fingered nerd hasn't been himself in thirty years.
Hey, do I look smarter with this coat and briefcase?
Who was after you? Why did you build this bunker?
It's hard to be scared with caterpillar on your face.
Hit her with the axe!
Syrup on cereal!
It's gonna take a lot of duct tape.
or does that branch kind of look like a lever?
I've always had a crush on--"
Now the beast must have some weakness that we can exploit.
The only monsters are your own inner demon, Dipper.
I've gone half-crazy trying to catch the creature alone.
Thirty years ago the author vanish without a trace,
I apologize for the state of things.
I scare it off, but it will regenerate.
He broke out of his cage, pretend to the author,
And a really bust up one, too.
Uh, what do you think dug all these tunnels?
He took us into his home, trick us,
It must have belong to the author.
Imagine if he escape into town.
I bet I could get this thing fixed up in a few days.
but alas, I lost my journals so many years ago.
Hey, Bro, you forgot your vest.
Remember, whatever happen down there, we tell no one.
Aah! My face is being eat a lot.
when you've actually fought real zombies.
I bet I could get this thing fix up in a few days.
adventure out for a little while.
We got attack by the shapeshifter.
Hey, do I look smarter with this coat and briefcase?
I have more fun with you than, like, practically anybody else.
and that thing was going nowhere.
One way or another, you'll feel better afterwards.
It's definitely them.
They're nearly almost dead but not quite!
Mr. Pines, what exactly caused all this damage?
Look, Wendy, about earlier,
I've gone half-crazy trying to catch the creature alone.
They're nearly almost dead but not quite!
I think this can was opened recently.
They're nearly almost dead but not quite!
I'm, like, super flattered.
when you've actually fought real zombies.
or does that branch kind of look like a lever?
As soon as you tell Wendy
You'll thank me for this later.
I've gone half-crazy trying to catch the creature alone.
Razzle dazzle!
I'm still bummed
throw myself into the bottomless pit.
So, things won't be too awkward now?
Anxious. Scared. Kind of itchy.
My face feels fuzzy.
I might have said some dumb things and--
But we have more pressing matters.
This is incredible.
Dipper, you got to check out this weird metal closet.
It's genuine plastic.
WENDY: This is so stupid cool.
Please be okay. Please be okay!
The author might still be alive, down here.
The only monsters are your own inner demons, Dipper.
"Dear Wendy.
Mabel's just been eating raw sugar packets again.
That's an amazing rhyme.