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After a particularly traumatic adventure, Morty tries to quit all future adventures. Rick pleads for him to continue being his sidekick, but allows him to lead his own adventure. The two strike a bet with each other to see whether Morty's own adventure fails or not, with Morty agreeing to no longer complain if he loses. The rest of the Smith family bugs Rick for a solution to several mundane problems. Rick gives the family the Meeseeks Box, a gadget capable of instantaneously summoning helpers named Mr. Meeseeks.
We found it inside a lockbox inside King Jelly Bean's closet.
- What are you looking at, motherfucker? - Easy, Rick.
Wobble gobba lop bops! Right?
shmeckels to the villager, huh?
Read 'em and weep, fella!
this mayonnaise jar?
Morty, please, I love you, sweetheart.
It just has a mop and some floor wax in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, h-how about some scotch whiskey?
S-Samantha. Please, mister!
It is a paradox!
Looks like some kind of tavern or something built right into
Before the jury reaches its verdict,
an eternity in Meeseeks time, and nothing's worked.
Dad, the dishwasher's doing that thing again.
What the heck?
Some people'd pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough.
Wubba lubba dub dub!
The only thing that's clear is that choking up is
Oh, my God, he explode!
Wubba lubba dub dub!
The Meeseeks fulfill the request.
possess by demonic alien spirits from another
My brothers, nothing will be accomplish by shedding
I smell the blood of... whoop!
'Cause he rope me into this!
back w-w-w-when we first got arrest, but here we are,
Would you just relax, Rick?
Nailed it.
That was really traumatizing! I quit! I'm out!
Everybody shut up!
Adventures are suppose to be simple and fun.
I realize the Meeseeks are like the guys I went to High School with...
I-I-I-If your adventure suck and we bail halfway through it,
you lose the right to bitch about all future adventures.
That's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies.
This village is terribly poor, yet the giant that lives in the
Countries known for their sexually aggressive men.
The difference is you didn't disappear afterwards.
I'm just saying, somewhere along the way,
King so that he may thank you personally.
You okay, Morty?
This is obviously a wash.
That's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies.
I can't believe I'm finally having this conversation.
therefore Free-fi to Fo-home.
from the Jelly Bean he actually was.
I'm kind of like what's his name...
Everything's going fine.
Fair enough.
too far off the rails.
Look, I've got a marriage to keep together.
Meeseeks don't usually have to exist this long.
Have you ever tried to relax?!
That was really traumatizing! I quit! I'm out!
I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap?
Do you need a mnemonic device or something?
valuable and enriching experience of your young lives.
possessed by demonic alien spirits from another
It's whimsical and fun.
It's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline.
Why am I so mediocre?
Oh, my God, so embarrassing.
The Universe is a crazy, chaotic place.
I got to help your pathetic family.
scaling down 650,000 oversized steps.
This is as frustrating for us as it is for you.
Y-y-you're making me really uncomfortable.
Uh, because it's lame?
It's because you're petty!
Or just a bunch of nonsense words?
I'm done with these insane adventures!