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00:22:16
1941
The Smith Family are gathered around the television, invested in a 'Bachelor' style reality show. Rick expresses disgust at the quality of television, and Jerry challenges him to provide anything better. Rick destroys the existing cable box and installs his own: a cable box capable of receiving television across infinite dimensions. The shows featured in these alternate realities vary wildly, such as a Showtime crime show in a reality where people evolved from corn. Rick flips through the channels to show the endless possibilities, before the family sees Jerry in an episode of David Letterman, in a reality where he was a famous movie star. This excites the rest of the family, and Rick gets annoyed feeling that they are getting obsessed about the wrong things.
My entrails are out!
I might be a lion tamer in a movie.
The horn, when you honk it, makes a sneeze noise.
inside the rectum of those people?
Yes, sweetie. That's where the live.
Here, these scan your retina
and then a meteor hits.
So, the hamster live
Hey, do we have any wafer cookies?
Oh, Jesus Christ, lord, savior,
Here's another slogan right below that one.
A Mexican armada shows up,
Which is either code for crystal meth
All this time, you've been thinking, "what if that loser,
And then a giant tornado came.
Hey, could I get those goggles back for a second?
you know, for a cereal commercial.
starring a piece of toast,
I'm taming a lion.
They're soak with my stomach acid.
and the person wander off,
where man evolve from corn?
♪ And when you breathe ♪
Fine. I'll find a world where you bother to have me.
And that's when things got knock into 12th gear.
You did it, Beth. You really nail it.
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belong anywhere.
Rick and I basically destroy the whole world,
Guilty. I sentence you to life in prison.
And you bet bet your bottom dollar
Here, these scan your retinas
Well, somebody in Hollywood just lost their job.
Seems like when I exist, life gets a little more...
We just discover a show called "Ball Fondlers."
Summer you just spent three months
So all that happen in this reality, too?
through genetically matching versions of your eyes.
Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world,
where you open them and you actually go somewhere,
has a somewhat looser feel to it.
Obviously, I'm the version of me that didn't do it,
Apparently, they've got some real creative differences.
some time apart, Morty.
You'd also be drinking wine alone
Sometimes, small true-true
Finally.
instead of being happy.
Mrs. Sullivan, I... please, forgive me for being forward,
Yeah, it's got an almost improvisational tone.
All right, that actually got old pretty quick.
That show "Ball Fondlers" sounded kind of interesting.
I mean, do the butts look like little apartments inside?
But not good enough, because of your baby legs.
And they ran as fast as they could
there's only three unmuscular Michaels.
we know you thought there were unturned tables.
It's just a bunch of dumb tabloid crap.
We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.
Running in a Van from an Asteroid
And that's when real Turbulent Juice is coming,
pathetic, white, white,
In a world where muscular Mannies are coming,
All right, I'm bored. Change it.
you fuckin' dumb, stupid idiot.
This is infinite TV from infinite universes.
Look. - This shit is delicious.
Look, you guys are getting excited
after suffering an apparent breakdown.
in a house full of exotic birds.
watching a man choose a fake wife.
A violent antique show.
has a somewhat loose feel to it.