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00:22:02
1926
In a pawn shop in space, Rick buys Morty a sex robot. Soon after, the robot conceives Morty's child, who is half human half alien. Rick and Summer go to the sex robot's planet of origin, Gazorpazorp, to find better suited parents for Morty Jr.
After discovering that the Gazorpazorpian females are the dominant gender on the planet, Rick and Summer discover that the males of this species mature in only days. After breaking a planetary rule, Rick and Summer try and figure out how to escape death. Morty Jr's quick aging teaches Morty about parenting.
Look, I'm not paying 70 smidgen
That's my catchphrase, remember?
What the -- aah! Aah!
of mutilation and sexual assault
Nice racket you got going on here.
whose fart shall remain unspoken.
and any epiphanies about gender politics were
for the crimes of treason against womankind
Because, you know, there's always another pawn shop.
The resultant lack of distraction and hen-pecking
Well, we can't all be raised like reptile
Genetic compiler, incubation chamber.
like a souvenir, like, just to have --
is gonna pay for my rear axle?
I am Mar-sha, ruler of Gazorpazorp.
Yeah, yeah, and your species eat sulfur.
your book is about innocence, the definition of it,
Why is it such a sausage planet,
And it was born on American soil, which entitle it to --
Why, Jerry? Why expend the effort?
From here, we dispense mechanical surrogates
I'm haunt by uncontrollable thoughts
and how did such backward idiots invent robots?
I mean, what I really want to do is slit people's throats,
Okay, now if we hear squeaking, we intervene.
and your Earth is yet another planet dominate by men.
the Gazorpians became so evolve
The boulder crush you.
so it can be terminate.
that fulfill them most.
Remember -- remember how I -- how I cement that catchphrase?
She started beeping, transform and tried to fly away!
so they bomb themselves back to the stone age,
I suppose, Morty. I suppose.
You are hereby sentence to the silent treatment!
I promise I'll call you every day I need money
That's one of the most violently aggressive
one of the most aggressively violent creatures
and, inevitably, its impossibility.
by a mentally ill scientist.
You are hereby sentenced to the silent treatment!
Plan your route accordingly and expect delays.
You will die -- you'll die instantly
due to their increasingly destructive behavior.
Not here, Morty. We'll stop somewhere else.
Obviously, at some point,
He's definitely my slave.
No! Absolutely not!
Certainly.
My top -- the same top you complimented earlier!
It's true, and sometimes the truth hurts,
the old behind-every-great-man Amazon twist.
...they get to play outside.
Actually, there is.
It's a thankless job, Morty.
That is multiphase quantum resonator.
Fertilized surrogates are returned here to our nursery.
- Grandpa? - That sounds patriarchal!
I'm haunted by uncontrollable thoughts
The resultant lack of distraction and hen-pecking
The least you could do is be ashamed of your gender.
because this is a sane place where women rule.
Lt looks harmless now, but it could grow dangerous.
a projection of your feminine insecurity.
God is dead! The government's lame!
- Okay, unacceptable! Oh. - What is going on?
due to their increasingly destructive behavior.
and how did such backward idiots invent robots?
They moved the date! Lt was a pagan holiday!
Like The Insane Clown Posse.
If he is a rogue male, tell us now and we will kill him.
We built it during the great passive-aggression,