Name: The Two Lisas
Released: 2018-01-10
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) p.m.

- We don't start serving till 5 p.m. - With you.
2) sophisticate

They're this cabal of sophisticate who are cashing in on their own good taste.
3) succubus

I've got a raging lunatic succubus of a daughter on one hand...
4) scone

- I don't have any scone, though. - Forget it, then.
5) tradesman

- You're a businessman? - More of a tradesman, actually.
6) sweatshop

Okay, hold on. You wanna turn upstairs into a breast-milk sweatshop?
7) turd

...and rat turd the size of Raisinets. I cleaned your bathroom too.
8) goon

I don't get it, she doesn't need that goon. She's great, she can get any guy she wants.
9) minnow

You might wanna toss that minnow back into the lake, Lorenzo.
10) violinist

My dad's a violinist. My mom plays pretty much everything.
11) cabal

They're this cabal of sophisticates who are cashing in on their own good taste.
12) fixer

Yeah. I'm a real fixer-upper.
13) virginity

Wait, wait, wait. You lost your virginity?
14) pervert

...and a lumpy smothering pervert of a wife on the other!
15) whack

- And you! You are a certified whack-job! - What?
16) drugstore

You're walking with me Through the aisles of a drugstore
17) puddle

I hope you die in a puddle of diarrhea!
18) barter

Cut me a break. What can we barter with?

1) shove

They shove her wedding dress in a garbage bag.
2) dangle

Hey! You dangle me like a sex carrot to get brewery equipment?
3) reborn

I was reborn in this house.
4) dedicate

A theme park dedicate to jam.
5) accuse

Matty accuse me of raping him.
6) brew

I brought you some of my fresh brew beer. Tell me what you think.
7) beg

Sheila. Sheila, I'm beg you.
8) tow

Listen, was your car tow this morning?
9) scare

- Fuck you doing out here? - Jeez, fuck. You scare me.
10) squeeze

- Hey, Mama. - How much you squeeze out today?
11) pretend

But I pretend it's their way of saying:
12) toast

Listen, I got some shit in my fridge, like frozen gumbo, toast waffles, eggs.
13) whip

...and then they whip you with palm leaves.
14) bust

- Yeah. I got fucking bust again. - You see?
15) cunt

- Get off him. SAMMI: Get off me, you cunt!
16) doom

...the whole neighborhood is doom.
17) steal

Your mother's a fake, a phantom who steal
18) smell

It smell like animal butt in a fireplace.

1) unreasonably

And I cannot stand your unreasonably complicated cooking!
2) emotionally

I don't want anything long-term. I'm emotionally unavailable.
3) practically

I'm practically the mayor of this place.
4) barely

Debbie, I was barely conscious, okay?
5) literally

My heart is literally bursting. I haven't felt this way, ever.
6) overnight

It's like the neighborhood went to shit overnight.
7) regularly

He showers regularly. Ha-ha-ha.
8) apparently

Yeah, by order of the Health Department, apparently.
9) exactly

Exactly. When the good-looking gays start buying up our homes...
10) fucking

He's gonna fucking kill her. Why is she going?
11) finally

Yeah, my blisters are finally opening up...
12) quite

I'm quite persuasive.
13) especially

Especially now. I'm too weak.
14) actually

- There's nothing for me here. - You're not actually gonna go, are you?
15) kind

I'm kind of...
16) soon

But Frank promised you would bone me as soon as we got back to your trailer.
17) enough

You're old enough to make your own decisions, okay?
18) later

Maybe later.

1) antibacterial

...or degreasing auto parts, makes a nice antibacterial for minor wounds.
2) lunatic

I've got a raging lunatic succubus of a daughter on one hand...
3) lonesome

Some lonesome wrist cutter Who says I'm her brother
4) tainted

...but selling this tainted-ass titty milk from this crew is okay?
5) disgusting

...and you have disgusting personal hygiene!
6) insecure

He's just insecure, I guess.
7) sober

Drag him to the sober chair.
8) raging

I've got a raging lunatic succubus of a daughter on one hand...
9) unconscious

I was unconscious when you married me.
10) potent

- Oh, shit, this is potent. - Strongest beer known to man.
11) unbelievable

Hey, look what you're doing to my kids. It's unbelievable.
12) adorable

It's adorable. It's a class-C Chateau...
13) exhausted

- Seasonal retail is the pits. - You look exhausted.
14) lame

- What do you mean? - Everyone here is lame, the music sucks.
15) tragic

That's tragic.
16) insane

And you are both driving me fucking insane!
17) stuffed

Two stuffed animals, a pile of candy, some barrettes.
18) awful

Oh. Um, they're... They're awful.

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