Name: A Night to Remem... Wait, What?
Released: 2018-01-10
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) teener

You gave up a teener, that's 1 .5.
2) polack

They be talking our money to the fucking Polacks on 18th.
3) lamppost

Like a dog humping a lamppost. Kev giving all his love to those babies.
4) floorboard

...hid something under the floorboard maybe, or in the backyard?
5) cheapskate

I always took you for a nickel-and-diming cheapskate, Frank.
6) buttonhole

- Oh. You don't have a buttonhole. - Yeah, I'll just unzip my fly.
7) greeter

You're like a greeter at Walmart. You feel me?
8) newlywed

Please welcome the newlywed, Gus and Fiona.
9) amputee

On child amputee, for Christ's sake.
10) crutch

You know, little white boy on crutch and shit. Ha, ha.
11) femur

Broke my femur last winter.
12) doorbell

Somebody rings the doorbell, tells me he's with an airline...
13) rapist

Rapist bitch.
14) spore

- You still have to heat and treat it, right? - To kill spore, dry it out.
15) someplace

Put that someplace safe.
16) virginity

- You lost your virginity? - Does it count if it's rape?
17) sealant

I, uh, worked on the sealant cartridge and gasket.
18) sneaker

Why are there boots in the sneaker pile?

1) overdo

I think I overdid it last night.
2) starve

Yes. I know you want a quesadilla. You said you were starving.
3) inject

...like chopped up corn stocks, and you inject it with mycelium and...
4) invent

Dad's an engineer. He invent a line of water-free urinals.
5) sneak

You know if I snuck back into the house night before last...
6) chop

...like chop up corn stocks, and you inject it with mycelium and...
7) owe

Now you owe me a hundred bucks.
8) misplace

- You misplace a 20, did you? TOMMY: Ha, ha.
9) crush

It plays every time one green pig gets crush.
10) warn

I'm warn you, it's not funny.
11) declare

- Have you declare a major, Lip? - Engineering.
12) steal

You stole a Porsche?
13) smell

It smell like mushrooms.
14) dig

I'm dig the naked clerical work.
15) defend

I wanted to be able defend her, so I started training.
16) relate

Am I relate to you?
17) relax

Hands relax, fingers together.
18) paste

...like I cut you out of a photograph and paste you here.

1) practically

Practically bought the bar, Frank, and not the cheap stuff.
2) separately

The wheels, they turn separately so you can rotate and stay in one spot.
3) besides

Besides, MMA chicks are super-hot.
4) somewhere

Why don't you wait for your limousine somewhere else.
5) obviously

Thought I put them there. Obviously, they've been moved.
6) eventually

Eventually. I'm a little tight on cash now.
7) absolutely

Yeah, absolutely. Bye.
8) fucking

I hate to burst your bubbles here, you both look fucking insane.
9) otherwise

Otherwise, beat it.
10) instead

Which usually just means I'm bored, but instead I think I'm just happy.
11) almost

Almost lost everything...
12) actually

Actually, it's been nine days and 12 hours. But who's counting?
13) kind

It must be kind of weird dating a chick who can kick your ass.
14) soon

- Tell me, how soon do you think...? MAN: What are you doing now?
15) later

- See you, Kev. - See you later, Debs.
16) sort

I mean, my sisters are cute, but they know it, so you sort of wanna drown them.
17) though

- Yohania can make you a quesadilla. - Oh, no, no, I'm okay. Thank you though.
18) far

Really? Because at the diner yesterday, I thought maybe I went too far.

1) overpriced

And half a bottle of massively overpriced wine.
2) biodegradable

He filed a patent for a biodegradable alternative to Styrofoam.
3) prosthetic

...on what they'll pay for prosthetic limbs.
4) negotiable

- Okay. - It's not negotiable so don't try it.
5) pathetic

Because that was pathetic.
6) awkward

Go away now, it's awkward. Go now.
7) intentional

It wasn't intentional, right?
8) reflex

Wait. What's Reflex Athletics?
9) risky

It's fucking risky is why not.
10) questionable

- ...can lead to questionable decisions. - Can we get out of here?
11) adorable

This is adorable Marsha and her nanny, Yohania.
12) insane

They're all driving me insane.
13) fried

I'll keep that image in mind while I'm clearing plates of fried eggs.
14) bored

Which usually just means I'm bored, but instead I think I'm just happy.
15) brave

Brave boy.
16) upset

Upset stomach. I'm feeling better.
17) dim

And we drove to Chinatown for dim sum.
18) crap

- Well, should we wait till after we're married? - No, it's crap champagne.

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