Name: Uncle Carl
Released: 2018-01-10
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) drumroll

...and we are turning it into, drumroll, a community garden.
2) eggshell

Walking on eggshell and feeling guilty isn't a decision.
3) sedative

I can give you a sedative now.
4) bruise

...really, the kid just got some bruise on his fourth chin.
5) svetlana

SVETLANA: Napping with Veronica. - Great. That's good, isn't it?
6) muff

MUFF: I fucking love you!
7) sedation

- It's just the sedation. - I'm gonna... I'm gonna go.
8) frat

There's 18 frat on this campus, I want to hit them all.
9) whine

I'm fucking busy, Peppermint Patty. Go whine at someone who gives a shit.
10) sarcasm

- I sense sarcasm. - I smell infection.
11) stabilizer

I'm giving you a one-week supply of anti-psychotics, mood stabilizer, sedatives.
12) niece

At my niece's wake. It was a sad, sad day.
13) ethic

Impressive work ethic, son. You do your old man proud.
14) bun

...of the Guns N' Roses cover band Buns and Hoses.
15) spade

Yeah, I know. I'm just calling a spade a spade.
16) tummy

- Why are you taping horse to my tummy? - Because I'm your uncle...
17) nephew

I think you mean nephew.
18) bullshit

Bullshit. Tell her I'm not fucking leaving till she faces me.

1) overmedicate

He's just overmedicate for now, Debs.
2) bartend

Hey, Kermit, have you ever bartend before?
3) medicate

...and everyone didn't try to turn on you and permanently medicate you.
4) injure

I'm injure. Besides, it'd be a little hypocritical.
5) churn

Sorry about that. This new liver really churn them out.
6) sabotage

Speaking as somebody who's sabotage more than one marriage...
7) supervise

Until then, yes, I am suggesting he be carefully supervise.
8) diagnose

My little brother Ian was just diagnose bipolar.
9) freak

I get why everyone's freak out...
10) bless

Boy, you've been bless with an education. Sound like it.
11) flush

No. They're flush.
12) settle

I gotta get Ian settle and get him back on his meds...
13) smell

- I sense sarcasm. - I smell infection.
14) afford

...because Sammi is such a good caregiver and it afford me extra time with her.
15) shut

I think I mean keep your mouth shut and keep it shut no matter what.
16) suppose

I sent Jimmy away. What else am I suppose to do?
17) shoot

- My mom shot you? - Yes, she did.
18) kick

Listen, I need to make bank, right, and fast. Oprah money or they kick me out of school.

1) someplace

Should we sit or should we find someplace more private?
2) someday

...you know, in a big way, you know, in a real way someday.
3) sadly

Yeah. Sadly, your aboveground pool will have to go.
4) permanently

...and everyone didn't try to turn on you and permanently medicate you.
5) meanwhile

Meanwhile, Gus is going on tour for I don't even know how long...
6) perfectly

No, he won't. There's nothing to be gained by killing a perfectly good corner boy.
7) besides

I'm injured. Besides, it'd be a little hypocritical.
8) regularly

Have you been cleaning this regularly?
9) okay

- You okay here? - Yeah, go. Thanks for coming today.
10) apparently

...and apparently that means he's gonna fuck groupies in every state.
11) apart

I think it's a bad idea for our marriage for us to be apart right now.
12) carefully

Until then, yes, I am suggesting he be carefully supervised.
13) eventually

You push back. Eventually, she leaves.
14) twice

I let her go down on me, like, twice and she thinks we're married.
15) properly

Don't be surprised if he mostly sleeps until his meds are properly balanced.
16) indeed

- Boom, indeed. - Whatever. I'm out.
17) exactly

Exactly. Anyway, he's going on tour for a while.
18) fuck

And you can be happy again but not if you go fuck someone else.

1) possessive

- Turns out lesbians are super possessive. MUFF: I fucking love you, Amanda.
2) untrained

He's like an untrained dog who keeps shitting all over the house.
3) fickle

Fickle. Fact is, she left us high and dry.
4) exhausting

It's exhausting and it's kind of disgusting, it's just...
5) freaking

Ian flushed all his meds down the freaking toilet.
6) disgusting

It's exhausting and it's kind of disgusting, it's just...
7) depressing

I know it sounds depressing, but, you know...
8) bipolar

Bipolar one, acute mania with psychotic features.
9) inspiring

...and you'd never leave him. I find that inspiring.
10) transient

Her love was transient at best.
11) awful

They make me feel awful, Debs. Like life is not worth living.
12) flush

...like flush meds down the toilet because they don't want them.
13) insured

You have a week to get him to a psychiatrist if he's insured and...
14) incomplete

My class schedule didn't come through, my financial aid pack was incomplete.
15) innocent

My innocent son is under arrest thanks to your brother.
16) infected

SAMMI: I think it's infected. We have to take you back to the ER.
17) impressive

Impressive work ethic, son. You do your old man proud.
18) balanced

Don't be surprised if he mostly sleeps until his meds are properly balanced.

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