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00:22:07
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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This is called a "dreidel".
♪ We're gonna make some revelry ♪
Shut up, turd!
♪ Hang a shining star upon the highest bough ♪
♪ Drink egg nog and eat some beef ♪
♪ God is gonna kick your ass you infidelic pagan scum ♪
♪ Up on the house top reindeer pause ♪
♪ Squeezin' 'tween your festive bun ♪
♪ It is the night of our dear savior's ♪
♪ Taoist, Krishnas, Buddists and all you atheist too ♪
But now for our next song, hold on to your bootstrap
♪ We're damned for all eternity ♪
♪ Christmas is here bringing good cheer ♪
♪ There's lots of demon toys to buy ♪
♪ Up on the house top reindeer pause ♪
♪ They pray to several Gods and put needle in their skin ♪
♪ His smell and his spirit lingers on... ♪♪
♪ With a festive Christmas ham ♪
♪ God is gonna kick your ass you infidelic pagan scum ♪
♪ Reunited for the holidays God bless us, everyone ♪
♪ His smell and his spirit linger on... ♪♪
♪ Now before I melt away ♪
♪ And he won't drop off so you shake your ass around ♪
♪ They pray to several Gods and put needles in their skin ♪
around the world celebrate the holiday season.
♪ Sometimes he hang off the end of your ass ♪
Hey, shut your mouth, fat ass!
You spin it and see where it lands
♪ The stars in the sky looked down where I lay ♪
♪ Oh how they pound raising the sound ♪
well, I guess you can suck my tiny little balls.
♪ But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve ♪
♪ Jesus was born and ♪
♪ God cast me down from Heaven's door ♪
♪ But all of those stories seem kind of gay ♪
♪ As we wait for old Saint Nick ♪
♪ The stars are brightly shi-ning ♪
♪ Sometimes he's practically water ♪
♪ To rule in Hell forever more ♪
But now it's time to hear from perhaps the two most important people
♪ Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he's corny ♪
♪ And finally it does... ♪
Instead of our normal thing,
♪ Therefore, vicariouly he loves you ♪
I'd say my Christmas special is going super fantastic!
♪ The weather outside is frightful ♪
We'll talk about this later, Gerald!
♪ Gather close together and make it quick ♪
Gosh, it was sure nice hanging out with y'all again.
♪ Gather near to us once more ♪
♪ You kno-ooow... our people always win ♪
♪ Flush him down but he's never gone... ♪
♪ It fell, I'll try again ♪
♪ I can make a Mr. Hankey, too ♪ [poot]
Oh, boy, that was a supe song!
♪ The weather outside is frightful ♪
♪ He can be brown or greenish brown ♪
♪ So get off your heathen Muslim ass ♪
♪ O come all ye faithful joyful and triumphant ♪
♪ To young and old meek and the bold ♪
♪ Squeezin' 'tween your festive buns ♪
♪ And that is just absurd ♪
♪ We're damned for all eternity ♪
♪ That's why they're lame ♪ - ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel ♪
♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪
♪ God is gonna kick your ass you infidelic pagan scum ♪
♪ Cute little 8-pound me asleep in the hay ♪♪
♪ Merry merry merry merry Christmas ♪
♪ All is calm all is bright ♪
is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people!
Oh, how precious!
♪ So get off your heathen Muslim ass ♪