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00:22:08
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Hey, superpower are sweet!
Broncos! Broncos! Broncos!
Kenny combusted because he held his fart in for too long.
And then Jesus' disciple, Peter, denies he knows him.
Having a hard time with male potency?
and it's really gonna bum you out.
give off a by-product known as methane gas.
It's all about moderation, if you never fart, you combust
You bastard!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
The methane gathers here in the bowel area where it causes pressure.
Now we've just got to wait for his erection
I'm gonna use 'em to smote you two asshole right off the planet!
This year's nominee are:
Yeah, dummy you have to get a nerection.
and glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ.
I had a steak wrapped with bacon, last night.
I had a steak wrapped with bacon, last night.
"Jesus got crucified, then he died,
but if you always fart, you deplete the ozone.
Now you die on that cross and get resurrect
Should the gas not be expel, the methane can build up
The spontaneous combustion problem escalate
"the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
It's all about moderation, if you never fart, you combust
And so, we salute Randy Marsh
That's why I've assemble this crack team of scientists
But I'm Jesus so I forgive you, I guess.
Well, on the bless Friday, let us give thanks for stuff...
and so I declare today, "Randy Marsh Day".
the town is doom.
The methane gather here in the bowel area where it causes pressure.
as others refuse to hold in their farts
But why-how have we anger you, Lord?
You survive all this time
Am I going to spontaneously combust?
that all that methane would adversely affect the atmosphere.
It's ain't bad, you should try reading it sometime.
Meanwhile the ozone layer continues to deplete
Have you boys been sure to pass gas regularly
Where we shall remember forever how he freed us all
Normally, a person would expel this buildup
You're right, Stanley, you're absolutely right.
I most certainly do.
Exactly!
Perhaps if more of you attended church on Sundays
Sometimes the giveth seems a little disproportionate to the taketh...
And now on to the weather. It's fucking hot,
And we have finally come up with a solution!
Thank you for showing me otherwise.
So, from this day forward, everyone in South Park
Actually, Cartman's getting a nerection.
then 3 days later he had his nerection."
you'll have all kinds of supe powers like Jesus!
Sometimes the giveth seems a little disproportionate to the taketh...
I've heard about this, this is "spontaneous combustion"!
give the little burnt boy some breathing room.
You do that, and you'll be the most beloved man in South Park.
Dude, he looks so peaceful
Unified Theory of Physics.
Looks like we're all nervous
I suspect you're talking about the dramatic heat wave.
that you not let us burst into flames for no apparent reason?
in the form of a pleasant fart.
No-had she been doing anything odd?
Oh man, this is totally weak.
This is stupid, screw you guys I'm going home.
Okay people, stand back,
Dude, you're still alive, Cartman?
Well, I'm Jewish!
It's just so amazing to be told that you're the best.