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00:22:00
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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English-- a joke, homeroom-- a joke.
A simple schoolteacher
One cran-bran for the Flan-man.
run by incompetent bureaucrat
So, um, you're wearing the same bathrobe
Anybody want to return these caveman kudos
Now I'm up to my eyeball in debt with this stupid store,
I always thought there was a spark of decency in you, Bart Simpson,
No more gizmo in this class.
One cran-bran for the Flan-man.
"I want to own a muffin store"
No, booze.
I bet it was that hamster medicine we added
They really liven the place the up.
Are you telling me you memorize that fact
I've cram my head full of garbage!
Hurry! She's almost done flirt with the vending machine guy.
...we ruin Edna's life.
- I didn't. I swear! - No, he's right.
Bart, you deserve a reward for telling the truth.
These pantyhose are all twist up.
All you kids are screw!
My stroke-out grandfather has more memory than that thing.
You've got to get out of here. When was the last time you wash your hair?
I bet it was that hamster medicine we added
And we promise that we'll write you
Every positively charged nucleus is...
Available wherever dubious,
No one even plays four-square anymore.
Bart can definitely be a challenge,
That makes absolutely no sense.
That text was totally worth
You're clearly a caring father.
Could I have a moment alone?
It's pretty sad to see your teacher fallen so low.
Maybe Mrs. K would be nicer if we "Irish up" her coffee.
She probably landed a job at some fancy-schmancy prep school.
Hurry! She's almost done flirting with the vending machine guy.
No matter what you've done,
like one of those loony self-help books.
I run a paperless classroom. Check this out.
This school is a glorified hamster wheel
Nutritious lunch-- a joke!
- But it's stale. - Eat the muffin.
run by incompetent bureaucrats
Available wherever dubious,
Now, everyone enjoy one of my yummy muffins.
They just have creepy guys sitting in easy chairs at the end of aisle ways.
- What are these? - Those are smiley stickers.
I'm glad you've got such a stimulating substitute,
this is just nonsense punctuation.